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The person probably sat back into their motorized chair
Make this black and white and put some Bible verse on it print it on a canvas poster and you could sell it at Walmart
Did you check inside the fridge?
Ha! More likely they were taken out on a stretcher.
Either that or they read the sodium and fat count and had a stroke on the spot.
Turn it into the “Lost and Found”
Could be a person with dementia.
Just wait for the drugs to stop working, they will crawl back
I love it!
Just the sight of that Mexican food and send you running!
Did we miss The Rapture? We’re we left behind?
They Eggo’d their leggo
At my store we had a blind man come in all the time. Extremely rude. I saw him one day at a restaurant eating with some people. No cane, not blind. He saw me and noticed who I was. Threw up his hands, “I’m Cured”.
I work in a grocery store and at various times we have a little collection of nice canes in our lost and found that people leave behind. I once noticed a really fine carved wooden cane that I was tempted to grab and set aside for future use.
those bust be some amazing taquitos
r/unexpectedmulaney
Behold Frostillicus!
Is this the Walmart on 34th Street?
It’s walmart, they died.
Holy taquitos!
It definitely fell off of someone’s electric cart and they’re screwed now.
Dementia isn’t a miracle.
That belongs to Dad, comes home from shopping without it – we’re up to #6 now. It would truly be a miracle if he returned home with it.
Take these taquitos and HEAL THYSELF!
I have spent way too much time at peopleofwalmart.com
Is he in the fridge??!
The lion, the witch, and the Walmart freezer.
Oh look, someone raptured!
Walmart prices so low somebody was healed
I use a cane and have come close to losing mine this same way. I hope they got it back. Canes cane get expensive.
THEY TOOK GRANDPA
That person turned invisible!!!
Grandpa Joe was such a fraud, too sick for work but all of the sudden ditches his crutch when wonka showed up
They stocked their shelves?!
I work charity bingo 1x/mo and I would say most of the people w/ those canes are faking it for the disability check
The power of Great Value
Walmark’s
There’s a revival in the ice cream isle. Jesus made my grandma walk and buy drumsticks.
They turned into a Force Ghost and disappeared.
They’re stuck in the freezer
I leave my cane places all the time
It’s easy to forget your cane when you’re pushing a buggy.
Or it could’ve been someone who wanted to try out a new one and realized that they didn’t like the shape of this one and didn’t want to walk back to the aisle where they got it from (which is understandable given their condition) and thus left it right there.
While I used to work at a supermarket we had a bunch of canes in lost and found.
As someone who uses a cane, Fuck you OP.
Not everyone who needs to use a cane HAS to use the cane to walk, in many cases it just helps stabilize us or prevent falls. If we’re pushing a cart and have to use the cane to pick something up or inspect something, it’s very easy to set the cane aside for a second and then grab onto the cart and forget to grab it before moving on. We always come back for it, if we can remember where we left it.
So yeah, big fuck off to the OP. Grow up and learn some empathy. Not everyone has it as easy as you.
Santa Claus is real! He is real!
Can confirm