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You shouldn’t put your finger anywhere near it. At least not in public.
Oh butt plug tree, oh butt plug tree…..
Oh god and the WORST of it, is getting on Pinterest and suddenly you’re standing in a Home Goods, buying a whole freaking forest of butt plugs! Why do I do this to myself?!
It’s not a finger that’s intended to be put on it…
Anything’s a butt plug if you’re brave enough.
I know where I’d put it, but there isn’t a plug there.
And on the 5th day of Christmas my decoration gave to me,
a fractured bloody ring..
Ohh a gift for your dad!
Is your finger in this trees new home right now?
Finger putting isn’t necessary if you get that one.
You might not want to put your finger on it
ERs are going to see some increased action this season.
Anything can be a Christmas decoration if you try hard enough.
Take it into the fitting room and make sure it fits before purchasing 👌
Butt if you’re brave enough, you could put something else on it…
I’m convinced the makers of these “decorations” know exactly what they’re doing.
Oh dear.
Kinda reminds me of the old “how the Angel became a tree topper” story back when folks faxed such things pre e-mail, even.
You may not be able to put your finger on it, but can you put your butthole on it?
….Or in it
Your finger woun’t do the job if you are taking that one..
Glass… for your ass?
Rockin’ around…the rectal tree…
It would be even MORE hysterical if this was a Hobby Lobby.
GUYS LAUGH IT’S ANOTHER MINIMALISTIC CHRISTMAS TREE THAT LOOKS LIKE A BUTTPLUG!!
FREE KARMA!!!