How hairy is too hairy for a PS4? (asking for a friend)
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Stick your face against a cushion and breathe for a few hours
My rule of thumb is that it should not be hairier than the gamer.
I try to keep mine clean shaven
This is what ps4 lungs look like after years of smoking cat fur
Do you pet your dog with your ps4?
That ps4 would have made a killing in the 70’s porn industry
Take all that out and wear it on your top lip. The people you’re attracted to lo0o0ove moustaches!!!
Hah thats rookie hair clump. Know a dude who you could sqeeze a new cat out of his gaming consoles.
In order to properly attract a mate, a PS4 should shave and groom its hair on a regular basis. This PS4 is obviously overdue.
When a ps4 reaches a certain age it’s body experiences changes, such as hair growth in certain “places”.
Personal choice
From the mouth of my mother: “If you have dust bunnies that can come to life and crawl away then you really need to dust.”
Firstation 6
I think you might be flirting real hard with that line…
0 hairy is optimal
You should let it audition for a smoking ad
And this is how you lose years on your consoles life span.
your PS4 is so hairy that it has started looking for Han Solo
If you have to ask then the answer is yes
I don’t mind if shes hairy as long as it doesn’t smell.
furrystation4
That shit needs a Brazilian wax.
Mf played the American Psycho game and took the „Feed me a stray cat“ part too seriously
You hide Chewbacca there?
When it starts barking and growling, you’ll know.
When it starts yelling at you in Nordic.
Got bored of servicing PS4s, this was the main killer.
Even with maintenance my PS4 died, useless piece of junk when first released – so little titles.
I cant remember if I repaired it.
I remember throwing up over the PS4 when drunk, motherboard is probably ruined now.
A friend of mine was complaining his PC was getting slow. He had like 20 “optimizer” applications installed. I opened the box – a solid block of hair and dust on the CPU. Still surprised that thing was even able to boot!
Haha why is this nsfw?
Your console has reached puberty. So instead of everyone pubicly chastising it on Reddit we should all be sending our congratulations! But beware, the rapid increase in hormones can lead to overheating.