Wednesday, April 17All That Matters

Every damn time


Every damn time



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  • preston181

    You left out:

    Currier and Ives plates, old magazines, things that were just on shelves 10 years ago that are now considered antiques, old cigarette advertising displays, incomplete/terrifying dolls, shitty wood paneled 70’s items, and Jerry’s wife.

  • pinewind108

    Formal china sets! Handpainted, so the designs won’t survive a dishwasher, or trimmed with gold paint, ruling out microwave use.

  • Kayakityak

    I like going to antique stores and thrift shops and trying to imagine who decided to keep some of this stuff and how people decide to sell it instead of tossing it out.

    Nobody needs the poorly painted porcelain boot with a bird perched on the rim. Plus, it’s broken and glued together.

  • Notveryoriginal369

    I bought a rusty took box with some tools in it at a consignment shop.

    I cleaned up all the tools and restored the tool box. One of the wrenches is over 100 years old and worth more than everything I paid for. I’m keeping that one.
    I sold the apothecary set that was in there for almost exactly what it cost me to restore everything. So I’m ahead on this one.

  • DoTheRightThing1953

    Antique shops are like old gold mines. Most of what you see is junk but once in a while you find that gold nugget. Just a couple of days ago I found a framed cross-stitch picture that was perfect for a spot in my house and it was only 8 USD. I like looking through them.

  • frenchtoastwizard

    My favorite example of “bottle” is modern glass bottles of coke from like two Christmases ago being sold as if they were vintage

  • BizzyM

    Don’t forget “vintage” wood plank signs with various words, like ‘WELCOME’, ‘FAMILY’, and the timeless classic ‘LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE’

  • tourettes_on_tuesday

    Most antique shops like this only ever truly exist for a couple months. At that point they are basically museums whether they want to be or not.

  • MurderDoneRight

    One antique shop in my hometown had the exact same inventory for like 20 years. The only things worth anything was marked not for sale and kept as decoration. They closed when the owner retired/died.

  • Vtron89

    I’ll take the rusty tools. It’s fun to restore them and not all that difficult. AND many times they can high quality tools from a time forgotten.

  • akodoreign

    My booth has, Video games (retro and new), Anime Products (figurines and accessories such as backpacks), some antiques and brick a brack, a Litteral Tub of dollar toys. A Tub of various Plushes, Dvds/BR/VHS (but a lot of kung fu and anime).

    If your ever in the Fairview Heights, IL area come check us out at booth 247.

  • thaddeus423

    And I would walk into every single one with her hand in mine.

    We used to love thrift stores and antique shops.

  • Queen-Roblin

    I don’t think they can be called antiques in the UK unless they’re over 100 years old.

    We call these kinds of shops Vintage or Retro. Or just Shit Shops because they’re full of shit.

  • silverback_79

    Jerry has the best anecdotes. Was in the navy in Vietnam as a radar specialist. At night there were the weirdest blips from ionosphere.

  • silverback_79

    I lucked out once and found a gorgeous straight razor in its original burgundy box, Solingen steel. Yellow amber handle.

  • GhostNebula

    my girlfriend fucking loves going to antique shops… I just spend my time debating whether or not I REALLY want to buy that rusty ass sword from God knows where that belongs nowhere in my house…

  • Trollimpo

    Those Rusty ass tools would probably be the best tools in your toolbox if you took the time to restore them, unless they are screwdrivers

  • daddyslittleharem

    Is there any other context where the worlsld “bottle” is so fucking hilarious??? 🤣🤣🤣

    Bottle

    Omg I’m dying

  • jimx117

    In my defense I went into a thrift shop over the weekend and scored a minty-CIB Zelda Twilight Princess for Gamecube for ONE DOLLAR. There was still a ton of shit like this in there though… But it’s not all shit🙂

  • Throwaway-account-23

    I am 41 and have been into “antiquing” for most of my life. While this absolutely does ring true for a lot of shops, there are also a lot of really great stores with expertly curated merchandise and my wife and I have a pretty good circuit of places that we visit regularly. In one of those places I recently saw a Sony Mavica digital camera. The kind that uses a 3.5″ floppy disc as storage.

    I almost died inside. I had used that exact model as part of my first job in 1999.

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