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[A gun rack? Shcyeaa, right?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGyJOX5wFFg)
“We’ve been spotted and are being pulled in by her tractor beam.”
Avoid battles like the plague…make the game harder.
Ah gen 1 as a teen.
Friend of mine who had never played Pokemon laughed so hard at
how weird the little statements the trainers make before they battle you are.
They knew what they were doing.
If you try to skip this first guy the other trainer blocks your path after you fight and you have to fight the original trainer! (Unless you leave the route)
It’s a pokeball rack.
I have a belt and a PC. What could I possibly do with a pokeball rack?
She’s about to cut him off and make him battle the other trainer too.
I HAVE SIX MAGIKARPS LETS BATTLE!!!
please God, kill me now.
Psycho hose beast
I wish I could upvote this a thousand times simply for using Wayne’s World
Whenever I play I leave no survivors behind. I have to beat everyone or I’m not satisfied.
And they come like “i like chocolate bread” and start beating your pets up
I started playing pokemon red on my 3ds and have been loving it! The old pokemon games are so good
He’s gonna have to walk around the guy now
Blue: Uh oh. Don’t look. Misty.
Red: Where? (Looks and makes eye contact with her.) Oh god, I made eye contact.
Blue: Psycho Water Gym Leader.
Misty: (Approaches Red.) Happy Anniversary Red!
Red: Misty we broke up 2 months ago.
Misty: Well that doesn’t mean we can’t still go out.
Red: Well it does actually. That’s what breaking up is.
Misty: Well are you gonna go to the S.S. Anne tonight?
Red: NO! (Turns to Blue)
Blue: NO!
Misty: Dontcha wanna open your present?
Red: If it’s a severed Slowpoke tail I’m gonna be very upset.
Misty: Open it.
Red: Okay. (Opens the present.) What is it?
Misty: It’s a Pokéball rack.
Red: A Pokéball rack?! A Pokéball rack? Yeeaah right. I own and belt and have access to a Pokémon PC at every Pokémon Center. I can only hold 6 at any given time let alone many Pokéballs that would necessitate and entire rack. What am I gonna do… with a Pokéball rack?
Misty: You don’t like it? Fine… You know Red if you’re not careful you’re gonna lose me. (Walks away)
Red: I lost you 2 months ago! Are you a Psyduck? We broke up! Get the Pokémon PC!
If that’s the people just past Nugget bridge then you’ve given up one of your opportunities to get mew!