1. Woman who lives in the apartment building enters the neighbours apartment and steals a bunch of shoes and money. She lets three pit bulls out of their cage and then also lets them out of the apartment. The owner of this apartment is away at the time.
2. The now loose pitbulls bite a woman who goes to check the floor because she hears barking. After this the pitbulls are put back in the original apartment.
3. The woman lets the pitbulls out again into a courtyard by the original woman. The building manager tries to deal with the issue and gets attacked by the dogs. He does manage to get them out of the apartment courtyard. To woman wants the dogs let back in but the manager won’t let her.
4. The dogs attack another couple and their small dog. The managers comes back with a gun and fires into the air to try and scare off the dogs. They don’t react. He fires again and shoots the original woman from part 1 & 3
5. The police arrest the building manager for reckless endangerment
6. The owner of the pitbulls comes home and finds out what happens. Noticed his stuff missing and the police interview woman 1 from the hospital and she admits to burglary and letting the dogs out.
What a story! SMH
There’s too much going on. Let’s just call it a draw and everyone can go home.
So that is what the dog is doing
Its like an episode of the 3 stooges or benny hill !
That’s a movie plot. I would watch, I now feel the need to know the whole story
Place the dogs back in the apartment again so this becomes infinite loop.
That escalated sideways
Well, WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?
I need a flow chart lol
I need Ron Howard to narrate this series of events.
Imagine this as a Benny Hill sketch
Are these two different women or the same woman?
Offsetting penalties replay first down
“Hello, Police? There’s a dog attacking me when I’m trying to get into the house.”
“Is it my house? No, but I work here…”
I appreciate how the news people determined that bullet points were the only way to report this one
This is one of those riddles like the mom had 3 children, who’s the aunt’s sister? It’s the mom.
The answer to the OP is: the woman is a police dog.
https://spdblotter.seattle.gov/2022/07/23/woman-shot-after-she-burglarizes-apartment-frees-dogs-who-attack-residents/
So wonderful summary
1. Woman who lives in the apartment building enters the neighbours apartment and steals a bunch of shoes and money. She lets three pit bulls out of their cage and then also lets them out of the apartment. The owner of this apartment is away at the time.
2. The now loose pitbulls bite a woman who goes to check the floor because she hears barking. After this the pitbulls are put back in the original apartment.
3. The woman lets the pitbulls out again into a courtyard by the original woman. The building manager tries to deal with the issue and gets attacked by the dogs. He does manage to get them out of the apartment courtyard. To woman wants the dogs let back in but the manager won’t let her.
4. The dogs attack another couple and their small dog. The managers comes back with a gun and fires into the air to try and scare off the dogs. They don’t react. He fires again and shoots the original woman from part 1 & 3
5. The police arrest the building manager for reckless endangerment
6. The owner of the pitbulls comes home and finds out what happens. Noticed his stuff missing and the police interview woman 1 from the hospital and she admits to burglary and letting the dogs out.
What a ride.
▶ WOMAN SENT THERE BY DOG AS DISTRACTION
▶ WHILE POLICE RESPOND TO SHOOTING, DOG ROBS JEWELRY STORE
▶ HAD CAREFULLY TUNNELED UNDER IT FROM FAKE DOG-WALKING FRONT BUSINESS NEXT DOOR
▶ WOMAN WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO GET SHOT
▶ DOG HAD REPLACED BULLETS IN MAN’S GUN WITH BLANKS, BUT MAN UNEXPECTEDLY CLEANED AND RELOADED GUN EARLIER THAT DAY
▶ DOG SENDS FLOWERS TO WOMAN’S HOSPITAL BED UNDER NOSES OF COPS
▶ CARD READS, “THIS WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. I’LL MAKE IT RIGHT. –DOG”
▶ EVIDENCE OF WOMAN’S BURGLARY MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARS FROM POLICE VAULT
▶ DOG-SIZED HOLE FOUND IN FLOOR
▶ DOG, WOMAN BELIEVED TO BE LIVING THEIR BEST LIVES ON A TROPICAL BEACH SOMEWHERE
so anyway I started blastin’
There’s a Seattle in Florida?
Who let the dogs out?
You know how I can tell this is in America?
>!Because it says Seattle up top.!<
This was on the SeattleSubreddit.
Some people had posted about this experience who happened to witness this.
Then the next day or so, the actual article was linked from the news.
And now this is in r/funny separately.
So this is where all my law school exam questions came from.
When you start 2 quests at the same location
Most American thing I’ve ever seen
One takeaway is that this apartment complex is *not* where you want to live.
Where was the good dog with a gun to stop this?