“You’re welcome. You don’t have to pay bills and go to work” lol
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Damn I wish I was never born
wtf do u think ur talkN to? rofl!!
I love my son more than everything else in the world combined but I feel so guilty sometimes, knowing the shit show he’s going to live through.
I wish my parents were this responsible
Is that prince albert in a can.
I wish these were my parents
All this irresponsibility (according to the Pope) is exhausting.
“Bringing them into all this” as they sit in their home with clothes while they watch tv
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**Antinatalism will destroy Western society.** Western and European countries simply aren’t producing the high IQ creators we used to anymore due to the majority of high IQ individuals becoming nihilistic, low testosterone, d-bags who can’t even get hard enough to complete their biological imperative of breeding.
Lol, the date on the comic is pre-pandemic!
The kids we never had are good kids. College grads, both accountants.
I’ve never ever thought about the kids I never had until now. I truly don’t miss them at all.
My dad told me this:
Having a child is a selfish act, but raising a child is a selfless act.
Things are pretty shity, globally, right now.
But let’s not just give up as a civilization.
Your honor I didn’t murder the man, I saved him from having to pay bills, work, be heartbroken etc. I’m basically a hero.
Everyone in the comment section wishing you weren’t born: you are, and you’re a miracle. You have this one life to make the most out of it. Tomorrow’s a new day, get your ass up and start living!!!
“Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.”
Oddly depressing. Albert Camus vibes.
I told my friends who have kids this: “One day your kids will be driving down the road, no traffic in sight, to a job interview, where he can negotiate a high salary, because he barely has any competition. At that time, remind them to thank me.”
To bad they’ll never see this
Being actively suicidal and seeing stuff like this is weird. Everyone seems like they hate it but the second you’re like “yeah I can’t handle this, I think I’d rather die” everyone rushes Out “oh my god no, you should live, the world is so amazing and great haha look at us have fun, oh being alive is so much fun!” But you were just saying how awful everything is and yes there are fun things but the awfulness is just so overwhelming. Why do you guys want to be alive so fucking much?!
I definitely poke fun at overly extra parents occasionally, but nothing is more cringe than people in their early 40s who act superior to every parent on earth just because they elected against it.
The children you never had will never be grateful to you. They will never love you, nor make you proud. You never have to grow up to be good parents for the children you never had. You will stay young forever and never die.
I feel personally attacked
Soooo glad my wife and I are childfree.
I have actually had a related thought regarding my daughter. Came to the conclusion that she makes the world a better place
I wish OP’s parents thought like this.
honestly, dont have kids unless youre BOTH 100% SURE that you can manage as proper parents
Congratulations to all of us non-parents, we deserve a pat on the back for helping so many children not need to be born and suffer, we are making the world be a better place 👏🙌👍🙃
Everyone’s talking about the morality of having children, the wish that they themselves were never born, and whatnot.
I have a far more pertinent question, however:
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Why is there a lit stick of dynamite beside the cabinet?
Luckily, not for everyone life is merely “paying the bills and going to work”.
You don’t have to fix the world we fucked up.
There is pie on the sideboard and dynamite behind it. What is going on here?