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Star wars kid : women’s edition
Your wife is a Jedi, no doubt.
You married the right one 👍🏼
Or did she?
She really had me believing she knew what she was doing in her first Kata. Second one wasn’t as impresive.
I don’t think she forgot. I’d interpret it as a warning.
She has some sick moves.
She’s in training. I would watch your mouth around her lmao
she now has the higher ground
“Forgot”
Looks like someone was in color guard
I love the devilish laugh.
Either lightsaber training or was in the marching band.
Did you know she was a Shaolin master when you married her or is that a surprise?
Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne
Training for the final battle.
What the fuck even is this title? Is she meant to worry about looking silly in her own back yard in case her partner sees her? Good grief.
Admit it, you’re just jealous of her bo staff skills.
Can she be my wife too?
Get a cardboard cutout of general grievous and stick it back there.
Your wife high as hell
For some reason, this exchange comes to mind:
“Let me get this straight, you think that your client, one of the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to blackmail this person? …Good luck.”
You be careful, bud…
While you slept, she studied the blade…
Because if a camera is around you cannot be yourself. (Sarcasm)
And? I’m waiting for something interesting to happen.
Wu tang sword style
Now that umbrella will remember it’s place!!
Guys do karate in the garage, she’s just taken it up a level 🙂
Color guard is like the Marines. No such thing as a former member.
Why is this in r/funny?
Your wife might be smoking the reefer
This is similar to the time Superman forgot the payphone had cctv installed when he took his glasses off.
Excuse me, but her title is now “ninja.”
*Duel of the Fates begins*
or she remembered and wanted to remind you that she can kick your ass
The force is strong with this one.
Trust me man, Just add the Star Wars theme to it