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I want to know what John 3:16 is
Edit: I looked it up.
“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.”
That woman in the back reminds me of that oblivion elderscrolls meme with that guy that follows you.
Would not be able to resist poking him in the belly on the decline button, accompanied by a little “boop”
The most unbelievable part of this sweatshirt is that he has 100% battery life.
Interesting that the decline button comes first? Must be British.
Talk about John 3:16… Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!
Father, Son, and the holy ghosted call
He’s gonna have to put his hoodie on airplane mode…
Moses had two tablets, but no Wi Fi
Block the nunber and report it as scam.
Jesús wants to know if you need an oil change for your pinche pickup
The Holy Ghostbusters are here to battle Zombie Jesus, because he is here to eat your soul and save your brains!
The woman in the back isnt impressed by the call. heretic 🙂
Poke his belly buttons
Calling Jesus at 3 am gone wrong.
Calling with important information about this guy’s vehicle warranty.
You better believe I’m ghosting Jesus. Straight to voicemail
He’s been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
It took him 3 days to respawn, you think his cell connection would be any better?
Decline
Put that sweatshirt on the wrong (right) human and those buttons are on the nipples.
Jesus knows everyone is either on Whatsapp or Snapchat – everything else is Possibly Scam
Hopefully would be labeled as potential spam
I’ll let it go to voice-mail. He’s probably just going to complain that I’m masturbating too much, anyway.
It’s for you …
Does he want me to swipe my palm up over those nips. I guess I can if I have to, its rude to let the almighty go to voicemail
new phone, who dis?
Wonder what would happen if you claimed blasphemy since this dude is claiming to act as a prophet?
If only the buttons were a little higher you could press a nipple for accept or decline
Decline. And mark as spam.
My burrito is here why wouldn’t I answer?
Cock department
Ain’t nobody answering no phone anymore.
Decline! Decline!
Decline
Dude probably beats the shit out of anything he views as sin
i whant that shirt
Huh foreign area code, if it’s important they’ll leave a message
This is just begging for people to [Pillsbury Doughboy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynrsuuDZcCg) his tummy.
I get this call almost daily.
But, my phone says
SCAM
LIKELY