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That’s a bit of a stretch
Ummm ouchie
Regular sex might make your whole night. That guy.. that’s going to make your w**hole** weak.
That zucchini is way too big to be any good. It was left on the vine too long.
Hand cream, thin condoms and the monster zucchini.
I legit once saw a man buying condoms, Red Bull and bananas…
Looks like an xkcd fan!
https://xkcd.com/236/
We Danes are frisky like that.
her reaction is adorable
The 3 item game.
Purchase 3 items with the intent of making the cashier’s brain wonder.
I’ve heard of this game with 3 items + condoms (for a total of 4 item) as well.
She is cute.
Gonna need more lube than that!
Spar Brønderslev, DK?
Time to play “hide the zucchini”.
I used to be a cashier and once had someone come up with lube and cat treats
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Welcome to Denmark 🍆
Dont buy everything in one place
What are the other 2 things?
So… what are you cooking 🍳 with that big thing 🤔
How to start a conversation
Peyronie’s disease?
Is that a Spar?
Thanks…”have a good weekend”
When I became a homeowner, I needed to remove some random little trees that had grown up in unfortunate places while the house sat empty. I went to Home Depot and bought an axe, some gloves, and a shovel. On my way to the checkout I passed a display for duct-tape that looked like a pretty good deal so I throw it in the basket with the gloves. When I got to the front of the line the cashier gave me a funny look. It didn’t occur to me why until I started putting everything in my trunk on top of the paint drop-cloths that I borrowed from a friend a few days earlier.
Needless to say, I moved some things to the garage when I got home.
Being reminded by another clip like this, I only need to say three words and you’ll know exactly what I mean;
“Haw haw haw.”
What’s the yellow tin?
When I bought condoms for the first time I was really nervous so I also grabbed the first thing I saw on the way to the register, which was a bag of pepperoni rolls. I definitely didn’t think that through too well.
Now that’s how you flirt with someone.