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This would be a flex maybe in 2020. Now it’s just why. Shoulda kept them all in the packaging. EGGS are the 2023 flex
I knew a guy who ran up two credit cards (totaling about $14,000) during the pandemic on toilet paper, hand sanitizer, masks, and gloves. He was trying to scalp them on e-bay. He only earned back about $4,000 before stocks stabilized. None of the stores would take his returns. He’s now grossly in debt and accruing interest. Its poetic. I love it.
That’s so 2020..
Granny got that all whote everything .
Turn the garden hose on her.
This is douchess poopalot
Preparing for COVID-24
This pic is from the future. I can feel it.
Where is there a disembodied head floating in front of those toilet rolls?
When Covid hit, Granny saw an opportunity to corner the toilet paper market. However, it turns out Granny did not fully understand the concept of cornering the market.
without sunflower oil its nothing!
That’s her lifetime supply. When she dies, the kids will fight about who inherits it. It will go to public auction, and there will be a bidding war between family members. The auction participants will stand back and watch.
She is paper granny, wiper of buttholes
That old biddy probably died from Covid a week later.
She really likes curry 🤣
She promised to get to the bottom of this mysterious toilet paper shortage before adding ‘we’ll get rough on those assholes’
The fact that it is all unwrapped proves this is art.
Here in this photo, we have safety issues with how Grandma Jenny Jumpsuit decided to store her TP moments before her untimely cause of death from an avalanche of 1-ply. Gentlemen, this is why we believe in garage shelving units.
Me with my cats and plants
Is that Col Sanders mom?
Ready for the next pandemic
When you hoarded TP during the pandemic and wallmart refused you when you tried to return it*
Nana don’t mess around
Dam what a flex I don’t even have a grandma
Very cool👍
And I thought MY grandma fucked up buying “American Golden Eagle Dollar Coins” for her estate…
One well-aimed bowling ball…
What is this, March 2020?
Holy shit! It’s the JERMA FACE!
Key Ivey doing campaign ads
ight who gave gram gram a credit card?
If this is from 2020 she is king
The right side of that shelf is literally being held up by TP
That investment wiped him out!
She doesnt just TP your house. She takes out all your family’s houses
This reminds me of a joke.
A bear and a rabbit are in the woods and the bear asks the rabbit if shit sticks to his fur.
The rabbit replies, yes, all the time.
So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
I’ll see your 10,000 rolls of toilet paper and raise you a bidet toilet seat.
Move over Charmin bear, DJ Grammy TP comin’ atcha
This could be us in 2020, but you keep social distancing.
No need, her nappies will do the job x
It’s because of people like this that I had to wipe my ass with my pet lizard during the pandemic ..
You laugh but during the next pandemy she is the one who is going to laugh
Fuck you Granny
I remember going to the grocery store during COVID and seeing this lady and boss music started playing.
MASZ, is that you?