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This is actually how some people comprehend likelihoods.
[reminds me of this logic of why not to use a toaster](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/pnre5j/the_oddest_justification_ive_ever_heard_for_not/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
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I love this so much.
This is so great!
Good joke
We need more sharks named Beatrice.
I’m lost on this. Do the sharks want to kill the human? Do they want to appear more threatening?
The only real danger is to insurance appraisers though.
I had to move a vending machine at work, I gathered a team of me and 3 other guys, and before we started I held a small safety meeting, I started by stating:
“Vending machines kill more people in a year than shark attacks do, by deciding to move this machine, we are agreeing to swim with sharks, nothing about this job is more important that staying safe, if the vending machine looks like it might fall, yell that out and get away from it. We can go as slow as we need to in order to be as safe as possible.”
We took all of the soda out and then began by lifting/tilting one side far enough to slide a 2×4 under, then we lifted the other side and got a 2×4 under that side, back and forth until it was high enough to roll a furniture dolly under, then we all slowly moved it to the new location, then reversed the 2×4 solution until the machine was flat on the ground.
This comic is actually funny
“humans are more likely to be killed by a vending machine than a shark”, since no shark has ever been killed by a vending machine, is 100% accurate
I’ll save a slot in my “Space Katiusha” design (https://imgur.com/a/eCJOWKa) for a nasty Jaws
Spoiler alert: it did.
This is brilliant. Big “The Far Side” energy.
This is ploy to sell Coca Cola in the ocean.
I feel this is too soon :'(
Poor Captain Murphy
If sharks want to kill a human efficiently, they have to swim all the way to Africa and kidnap a hippopotamus to unleash at the vicinity of the victim.
This is hilarious. On the way to school this morning, my son (8) was reading me a list of things that kill more people every year than sharks. I am printing this to give him when I pick him up.
This should be in r/science.
r/fuckyouimashark
I used to read that name as beat rice for the longest time as a kid. I always thought that’s a terrible name for a kid until a particularly embarrassing read aloud in the class where the teacher called me out. Now I say it out of spite.
The question now is did the vending machine kill him or the sharks?
I laughed very hard. Very clever. Thank you.
I really hate this statement, how many time do you face a vending machine vs how many time you swim with a shark ?
Bottom Shark doing all the work, come on Beatrice!