Turkey is calling me out , what should I do?
Turkey is calling me out , what should I do?
by u/realmusclegamer in funny
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Cook it.
Step up, it’s dinner time.
just sit in front of the window with a gravy bowl
Idk, I’d probably try to Greece him twice.
Maybe you could call out it’s undemocratic elections and point out that if it weren’t for the bosphorus straights NATO prefers Greece over Turkey
Gobble, gobble. Mutha Fucka!
😀
Prepare to fight!!
Open the door and just wing it!
tell him to come back 3rd week of November and you’ll be ready to take him on.
Have it for dinner.
Don’t be a chicken
First, slice and set out a loaf of bread (the stuffing has better texture when the bread is a bit stale)
Jive Turkey!
It’s most likely fighting it’s own reflection. Turkeys are like that.
Get a turkey call and become friends.
Pre heat the oven to at least 400°
Grab some mashed potatoes and gravy and get out there
Tell him your mom said you can’t come out and play
He probably wants to infect you with bird flu. Stay away.
Wrap up your knux and show that second-rate Thanksgiving entree how we throw down in Mammalia!
He’s certainly chicken
Run and hide. Turkeys are mad!
You go out there and fight that like a man.
Do not go with the turkey to a secondary location.
Man up!
Show him a turkey recipe
Don’t know what’s going on. We had one at our back door this AM also. We live in the middle of a subdivision in the city!
It’s pecking at its reflection.
Turkey’s are tough when pissed off, just saying.
Turkey: Step outside muthafucka.
Join it. And when your done, start a graphic novel series it or a movie about your journey!
Dance battle
Cook it.
He just said something about yo momma !
You ate his brother last year, how it’s time to pay up!
Fucking hell. Somehow this is fitting for our country to have cocky rampaging turkeys.
Show pictures of cooked turkeys while making a neck cuttting motion with fingers( with the noise) and mouthing your next! pointing menacingly! Please maintain eye contact!
Update #1: They are arriving now in mass [https://imgur.com/a/zGEpf6W](https://imgur.com/a/zGEpf6W) shortly after he was at my window.
Update #2: They’ve assembled for an orgy: [https://imgur.com/PrDCrPR](https://imgur.com/PrDCrPR)