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For fucking real tho 🤣
Me when I’m about to go and dream but I wake up immediately
Now I’m gonna have weird dreams tonight thanks a lot 🤬
Yeah for me it’s like a war flashback when this happens because I literally missed one step like that and broke both my feet lmfao. Falling trauma oof
Worst thing that could happen: It happens on the second last step.. you think you saved yourself but then another step down in a dimension your nervous system cant handle and boom – there you go.. of to a fall that feels like 20 meter at least 🥺
I did this the other day at work and landed on my knees, on a tile floor. Hurt so bad but I was so glad it was after hours and nobody saw me. Of course I was looking at my phone instead of paying attention.
We call those “heart sweats”
Like sitting on the shitter, nice and relaxed, then the toilet seat suddenly shifts.
I like how if you listen really closely the song is still playing just ever so slightly
Anyone else notice how comically long his shoes are?
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