This “tactical hair clip” ad is so ridiculous it feels like satire
This "tactical hair clip" ad is so ridiculous it feels like satire from funny
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Man if you can uncap a cable tip like that imma just get one and stick on my shirt or something
I want one !! But im afraid id constantly cut myself on it ! đ
This is amazing though.
I want one! Better make it a multi-pack. I’m female. I’ll need to have these in random places everywhere, since I know I’ll leave at least ten in the shower that I’ll forget about…
This is not Satire?
I SO want these
Not the trails of Trinidad đŠ
What a terrible voice over.
I wondered what Lena Dunham has been up to
This kind of thing has [a long, sordid history ](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/hatpin-peril-terrorized-men-who-couldnt-handle-20th-century-woman-180951219/).
“TSA safe.” Hahahaha.
*Need to use tactical hairclip to open item
*Remove tactical hairclip from hair
*Hair flops in front of face
*Cut finger open on tactical hairclip
*Item unopened, now covered in blood
We need more accessories like this. And for God’s sake give us normal fucking pockets.
Tom Cruise will probably wear one in his next Mission Impossible movie.
seems like a great way to scalp yourself
I now feel like all hair clips should now and forever be tacticlips.
Iâm bald but I need to get this in case I ever find myself randomly at war or on the âstreets of Trinidadâ.
âTSA Safeâ.
I canât have a paper clip but you can stick a knife in your hair?
I think that looks pretty cool! I’d buy one and put it in my hat band. It looks handy to me.
Dang now I need one and donât have hair.
i am actually sold, thanks.
Are you kidding?? I fucking want one!
For those of us losing our hair this is a serious gut punch. Maybe they will have a tactical toupee soon so we too can take advantage of this amazing product.
You make fun, but I had one that I used the cutting edge on all the time.
This sort of thing seems like a joke until you remember that Ranger Bands are a popular thing in the tacticool community. Described as “Field grade bands designed specifically for outdoor use and urban improvisation,” they are black rubber bands that sell for $10-$15 per pack.
2.36 inches baby… perfectly leeeegual.
Honestly⌠who needs 1 inch ruler markings?
In theaters near you
“clips are what civvies use in their hair.”
What about bald people? Any ideas how to conceal it while I am away doing a dangerous mission? Will someone be suspicious if I just glue it to my head?
Is this not satire? Bc if not then america’s obsession with “military” garbage just keeps getting progressively more strange, i don’t get it
But if you were tied how the hell would you get it out of your hair lol
Surely this is taking the piss
Was anyone else looking for âPromotedâ under the title?
That serrated edge would have become useful the time my friends zip-tied me into a bush located at an entry to a mall.
“A wire stripper for stifling that IED”
Yeah alright, if anyone sees EOD walking towards an IED and all they have is this hair clip, put the truck in reverse and leave
I want one!!!!!!
Wonât pass the McGuyver test if she canât pick a lock and diffuse a bomb with with it.
This belongs in r/MallNinjaShit