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You know how crackheads always have some crazy ass story, that seems to be incredibly unbelievable? Well..
I loved it when the dispatcher just said “what?!”
Texas just came
That’s a lad
Can you imagine how blank his mind must have gone when he looks up sees a cowboy on a horse with a rope?
You can just say Cowboy 🤠 no need to say “on Horseback” 😂
Tbh, I wouldn’t even be mad. At that point, you’ve lost. Just give up.
This is the kinda crazy Texas should be.
Catching criminals with style!
Tacitus Kilgore sends his regards.
Don’t bring a bike to a horse fight. Or something 😂
The spirit of Arthur Morgan lives on
They cut the part out where the cowboy said, “then I saw he wasn’t castrated and figured that’s why he was acting up. So I took care of that too”
#”WHAT?”
Yee Haw, Chucklefucks.
Where do you park a horse when going shopping at Walmart?
That thief Yee’d his last Haw
So…. Vigilantism, and assault & battery?
There has to be a better way of detaining someone than tying them to a tree. And if that guy is Black, it’s super insensitive. Even if you would have no problem doing it to a white thief.
What?!?!
What you in for? MF walker Texas ranger roped my ass sealing a bike.
*We’re in the West. The West is where you make your own luck*
I love rodeos.
The old ropa dope trick we need more Cowboys here there.
🎵Gonna ride my horse down that old town road
Gonna lasso that thief on the bike he stole
Really he had to say mosey.
On that day, every woman for a miles ovaries immediately cried out for this man.
Oh look, it *is* possible to restrain someone without killing them.
A Cowboy that has hogtied a crackhead in a Walmart parking lot must be the most American thing I’ve ever seen, lol
Dear Texans: please just do this instead of shooting people.
Legend
Now THIS is America!
Awesome!!!!