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I wanna train so hard that I can flip cars that do this. Who’s gonna believe a dude came and flipped the car? No one. Is it unrealistic, yeah, but dude. Come on. I just wanna cause some mayhem when I see shit like this.
How nice, he left enough space for a small car on each side!
I’d pull up about 2 inches from the drivers side.
Maybe he parked in the place left between two previously poorly parked cars though.
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The dude put his wing mirrors in for you, what’s up?
Considering the space to his left is blocked off he could’ve gone left and still protected his precious car.
Just do what I do and put a banana peel on their windshield
What’s the difference between a cactus and an Audi? A Cactus has it’s pricks on the outside.
We used to pour chips all over the ground around cars that parked this way. Let the seagulls give em a new paint job.
Park as close as humanly possibly to the driver side door. Then sit and wait. They have to climb through the passenger, look and feel like an idiot, and then know if your vehicle is damaged, you’re pressing charges. Easy!
He will learn eventually. Full parking lot like that and angry person who can not find a spot just might = lesson time.
Maybe he parked between 2 fiats, and then like a couple of synchronized swimmers, these fiats took off
This is not a reference to a bari sax is it?
That’s just asking to be keyed
I can guaranasstee that their thought process was something like “by parking on the line, no one can park next to me and accidentally scratch or ding me with their doors”, not even considering what a c*nt their being.
Dont blame him considering how stoopid the population is
There was a video on gram i saw the other day, there are 4 little gadgets with little wheels that slightly lift the car by grabbing the tires, and carry it for small distances. Remote controlled. Every parking lot needs one 😀 It wouldn’t work if the car is too close to the sidewalk or something but in the case of this photo, very handy.
So I seen a p1 at in a Walmart parking lot the other day; did not take up two spots. The car was parked in-between the lines like a normal car. I was shook, not because of how the car was parked; it was the venue where it was parked.
I see something like that in a parking lot and ask myself. Is this person that bad of a driver or are they just a selfish fucking bastard? I am allowed to park in handicapped parking spots due to my wife’s issues. I actually had an idiot park next to me so close I could not get in the car. Fortunately her side was not blocked. It was not a parking spot they were in. It was designed for a handicapped person to be able to get into their car.
Street justice, only way anyone learns in this world.
I’ve only known one family that drives Audis that isn’t arseholes.
All the rest are oof terrible people.
Valve Stem vigilante to the rescue, just point me in the right direction.
Little bit of mustard under the door handle seems fitting here.
I have witnessed people park horizontally😆
No one with a nice car wants to get peasant filth on it.
They tend to do that because of an issue with there being too much air in the tires. I suggest letting all air out from one tire and they should equalize.
Leaving plenty of space for you to jack their car and change their rims. How considerate.
Just go park at the end of the parking lot if you’re in North America and don’t want anyone next to you. This even works at Costco the day before a holiday. North Americans are lazy.
But I would also say if you have a car so precious to you that you can’t even park properly maybe have a practical vehicle as well. I really love my car, and it’s a simple car, but it’s job really is to protect me in the event of an accident, not to look pretty. This is why many people who have nicer cars also have practical cars.