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Ah, fresh pastries which have been wrapped in plastic and sent via a truck to store every where around the USA.
Helth.
Florida fresh
I’ll still fuck up them moon pies though.
I’ll take some fresh zingers please
Moon Pie. What a time to be alive.
Just as fresh next year as the last year their were packaged and shipped from the factory.
They are the freshest pastries in that the owner just opened the box 2 weeks ago and shoved em in. They are still 2 weeks away from expiring so git down dare and grab some and gobble those bad boys down.
I’ll cop to enjoying a solid handful of those products, but I would never sully the word “pastry” by associating snack foods like those with delectables from a pastry shop.
They whistle at nice booties going by
Fresh brand pastries
If you zoom in 200x it says “relatively”
Next you will tell me that isn’t really “authentic cajun flavoring” either.
Don’t miss out on the Authentic Cajun Flavour while yer there…
No, ding-dongs?! (Yeah, I said it!)
Being from Australia we don’t see many of your products , a lot of Candy as you call it but not much more .
I haven’t eaten a moon pie in years
Michael Richards as in Kramer says the above line in Problem Child ha ha oh the memories
In 100 years, still the freshest pastries
Must be a French bakery
‘Merica
Permafresh
The hostess factory
I mean..the sign doesn’t say when they were fresh.
That reminds me what happens when even these are too old to sell. I went to a friend’s farm once and there was a small mountain of Hostess everything in the middle of a paddock. I asked what that was about and he said that he buys them by the ton when they expire and feeds them to the cattle. So even if you don’t eat them, you may still be eating them.
Imagine them all being past shelf expiration dates.
Fresh out of the package
ick, just looking at them I’m recalling the chemical aftertaste of these fresh pastries…
And they’ll be fresh for hundreds of years!
I’m also imagining unfinished bathrooms and white Styrofoam cups stacked next to a pepsi soda fountain with nothing but coke and diet coke.
… and of course, boiled peanuts in zip lock bags … spicy and regular.
Just like moms kitchen
Zapps voodoo 🤤
It’s Florida. Adjust your expectations accordingly.
florida version
Those pastries will be there long after the last people are gone
This photo has Kissimmee written all over it.
I got my eye on that fresh MEGA MUFFIN!