Somewhere in india there is a crowman who can summon crows
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I hope he didn’t use his one wish on this super power. Weird flex.
He must have figured out their “Come help me” call. Because if a crow gets pissed or scared, it can sure call up a few dozen of its friends out of nowhere.
He called out the cavalry, and they all showed up and said “Oh, it’s just that asshole again. Who taught him the secret call?”
Definitely don’t want to go toe to toe with this guy on bird law
I want these powers.
It’s because he has bird quaaludes
The people of India are clearly possessed of mysterious and wonderful powers.
Somebody tell Moira it’s time to start filming for The Crows Have Eyes 4
Itachi, I…
It’s a pretty narrow use-case, i mean as far as super powers go…
lost somewhere in the jungle;
search team: do you see all those crows circling over there ?
Somewhere on Reddit, there is a person reposting.
Take him to jail!
What’s the charge?
…Attempted murder.
EDIT: Holy crap, thank you all for the awards!
Crow Pro 2.0
Its fun and games until he starts using Ameterasu
I think you can find literally anything ‘somewhere in India’.
What? He gives no snacks to his crowfriends?
He fucked up his talent tree. Every Druid knows to only put 1 point into ravens to get to the better pets like dire wolves and vines.
Time to reroll.
That’s some itachi level shit
I’d like to report a murder
Crows be like:
#KISAMAAAAAAAA!
I used to work nights at a 7-11. Every dawn there was a *massive* murder of at least 200 crows which would gather to, I dunno, share the morning news I suppose. During the spring I’d get out right about dawn and man — there’s nothing like seeing 200 crows having a powow
Itachi Uchiha
There’s a croooowwwwwMAAAAAAAN waiting in Mumbai, he’d like to come and meet us, but he can’t learn how to fly
r/crowbros
My car has the ability to summon crow poop.
Meanwhile in the crows’ nest, “Which asshole keeps yelling help randomly without ever needing it?”
Is he the murder of crows dude from bioshock infinite?
If he’s also taught them how to shit on people by command he’s my new hero!
Five caws, then six (repeated) to summon.
Four caws repeated to dismiss.
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In my area, Oregon, usa, it seems that three caws means ‘food spotted, come see’. Four caws means ‘flee’ – which would fit this guy’s dismiss.
I’m going to try this 5, 6 pattern with my local corvids and see if it works!
That’s a first degree murder