snail uber
snail uber
by u/EncryptedPlays in funny
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Snuber
It’s okay the snail is used to not moving very quickly
Take me to snurch!
Wasn’t the snail cooked alive?
Whoa that snail is fast!
Clearly on his way to touch that otherwise immortal rich guy.
The real question is: how does the reflection in the hood **know** that there’s a shell on the other side of the snail?
The start off the real turbo
Saved this little Guy years of traveling.
“I’m so far from home! Oh wait. It’s on my back. Never mind.”
Decoy snail
Omg your british
A snail’s perceptive rate (frame rate) is low enough that it is likely not able to perceive anything outside the hood and the windscreen while the car is in motion.
As far as this snail can tell it has somehow wandered into a strange wormhole like space in which it feels like it’s moving at it’s normal speed but it is hopping through space at an inconceivable speed. When it find other snails and tells them about what it just experienced they will call it crazy.
Traffic was moving slower than a snail that day, he should’ve just walked.
Fuck he’s found us.
He was snail hunting.
Hahaha wheeeeeeeee hahahaha!
Just along for the ride
He found a way to get to that millionaire faster
I heard a story that a lucky guy that got 100 millions dollar but with a catch . There’s a snail , a single one , that will chase after him all his life . But if it touches him , he dies a horrible death . Is he that guy ?
Thats Turbo 🤣🤣🤣
That Uber has a snuber on its hoober! Call MacGruber!
You could say he’s traveling at a SNAIL’S PACE
How to avoid a speeding ticket.