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What did he do?
Man. You have a shitty car.
r/fuckyouinparticular
Amber Heards new car
When you have to park under a tree. 😂
How does one employ these HitBirds and their services?
Daaaaaaammn, Daniel grew up and bought a Benzo
Doofenshmirtz used the Poop-inator.
It’s super effective!
OP idk if this is your car, but you should clean that off asap. Bird shit is acidic and will leave spots on your car.
this shit is on purpose
Jesus. RIP clear coat and paint.
Lekker voor je
For anyone wonder. It’s happened to me once. Park under the tree for over 2 weeks. Full of bird in the tree. Naturally I get full of shit on top of my car. Need to pay 2 times for car wash.
what has that owner done to the birds
bEE-Em-dUHb-uh-lPoo
Looks like shit has seriously hit the fan!
Shit happens.
Good Lord. That is some fowl shit right there
Did you fuck with crows?
Thats a shitty Situation
Not a speck on the cars next to it.
Mercedes Benz all the shit or nothing
Just washed too I’m sure.
somebody got kicked out by an ornitomancer
Yep, that is, in fact, what happened.
*Tyler Durden liked that*
Man is gonna have luck for 80 years
Where we droppin’ boys?
Goodbye paint
Someone must have poured bird feed on that car
Craaaaaaaaapppp
That guy has a tree at home that is home to a flock of starlings.
A BMW and VW were responsible for this mess, I can smell their intent from over here… it’s full of shit.
Fuck you, specifically
Netherlands?
It’s the cover for the Next Flock of Seagulls album
[Shieeeeeet](https://youtu.be/l1dnqKGuezo)
Someone pissed off some crows…
Think this have might be done by a group of Starling birds in the Netherlands.
Trying to figure out the biology of this phenomenon. Do birds shit in unison? And do shitstorms really exist?
My first thought is “Netherlands” because of the blurred yellow plate. Been playing too much Geoguessr.
Mershitties
This is some serious Project Mayhem shit.
*Amber Heard was here*