Sent my wife nearly $100 in flowers for V-Day, she sent me 4 chocolate buttholes.
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You see? It costs substantially less to use a little bit of imagination. Only dead fish swim with the stream.
Sounds like true love!
Marry her again.
Sex chocolate? SCORE!
You’re a lucky man, she’s into anal.
I’ve seen these before. I thought it was one of the most… unique gifts to give someone
She gave an invitation.
I don’t understand. What is the problem here?
are they molds of her own asshole? ive seen this before and i think its awesome!!!!!!!!!!!
I think the real question is, is it molded after HER butthole? That’s the ONLY way to know if it’s true love.
Wow she really cheaped out not getting you the solid bronze butthole.
Butt how do they smell ?
At that price you could have planted her a garden and have change for a few beers.
THAT……is true love.
Are you sure those are chocolate?
The fifth will be delivered in person.
Why do those look so familiar?
Knowing how jacked-up valentine chocolate prices are, they probably cost $100 too.
Am I the only one who fails to see the resemblance with a butthole?
Somethings off about having your wife’s chocolate asshole right next to some random dude giving you thumbs up in the same package.
plot twist, it’s not from his wife.
Who wants flowers if you can have chocolate?
Do not eat those!!!
I’m lol’ing at “confused?” in the bottom right corner 😂
I guess we know whats for dessert.
well you can’t eat flowers
I had a friend who did this and her vagina as well. It wasn’t for Valentine’s Day tho. She just wanted to get drunk and hand them out to dudes she wanted to bang at the bar. I miss hanging out with her
Sounds like Salvador Dali’s fetish:
>”On occasions, he would ask female visitors to sit on a bed of moist clay with their buttocks parted, in order to take an impression of their orifices. He would subsequently frame the impressions, adding the names of the ladies in question. Supposedly -and this again demonstrates Dali’s tirelessly investigative cast of mind – the anus has thirty-five or thirty-seven little creases which are as unique as fingerprints. He regretted that he could not account for the variation in number, but noted that it had nothing to do with social class, and that thirty-fives were as likely to be found among the aristocracy as among the working classes. Only the backsides of identical twins had exactly the same pattern and number of creases. He conducted experiments to substantiate his claim, and made the impressions of twins’ behinds into candelabra. [^1](http://www.all-art.org/art_20th_century/dali-6-7.html)
Does the chocolate taste good or is it just another cheap kind that tastes like ass?
So did you just post a three D chocolate print of your wife’s asshole on the internet?
Your wifes butthole looks like a sandworm from Dune.
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