Recent find in Britain of a Roman inscription dating from around 300 AD, It’s of a penis and says “Secundinus Is An Asshole”.
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Well, I Love my Ancestors…
That’s a nice carving of a fish, lemme read the joke. Oh
Secundinus must’ve been a very special kind of arsehole. I mean, that must’ve been hard work to do this. Someone wanted everyone to know, for a very long time.
Passionate.
we have scientists/doctors/engineers with all the smartest brains in the world yet they can’t figure out why the human race is obsessed with the penis. 99% of any graffiti has a dick somewhere.
Yeah I never liked Secundinus neither
Nice to see we haven’t lost the great spirit and humor from our ancestors
have never felt more connected to history
Fuck secundinus tho fr
Now that’s a Biggus Dickus…
From the BBC: Roman epigraphy specialists recognised the message, found at the Roman site of Vindolanda, as a mangled version of the words Secundinus cacator, which translates into English as “Secundinus, the shitter”.
Time has not been kind to the memory of Secundinus
Biggus Secundus was a swine
Ah, some things never change
Imagine the Egyptians left messages like this. All those hieroglyphs saying “Imhotep was a jerk”.
Its said that Secundinus had very small hands.
Nice rock.
If it’s not spelt correctly you’ll need to write it out 100 times!
[Your translation may be wrong ](https://www.ladbible.com/news/latest-archeologists-roman-soldier-graffitied-a-dk-hadrians-wall-20220527)
How is this related to oak island?
Early “Tweets” were a rant… no surprises here.
Edit: Not the “first”
He is. I hate that guy.
Imagine that is the only history of the Roman writing we have.
man, dick pics is one of the oldest form of art that almost everyone still make up to this day.
glad to see twitter never changed
One day, 100 centuries from now, someone’s going to find all of the faded inscriptions on the high school desks and tables
Imagine being forgotten for thousands of years and then suddenly you just come back into history on a piece of rock calling you an arsehole
Cultured chap from the greatest civilization on earth at the time, is in Britain a week and he’s carving dick’s on the wall…………….
“Secundinus is asshole. Why Flavius hate?”
Secundinus, the mightiest of ass with the largest of holes.
The first recorded graffiti in the history of man.
Some things never change.
Secundinus is a bastard man!
It’s hard work to carve that into stone…he really really really must hate the guy 😂
Secundinus can suck on deez nuts.
If posting on social media took the time it took this individual to carve his sentiments into rock…
secundinus dick, bitchhhhh
Secundinus Deez Nutz!
suc onde nuts 😅
Found in Britain = arsehole, not asshole!!
Is that dick circumcised?
Man i would hate to be Secundinus rn
Secundinus was always trying to talk him into extending his chariot warranty
More like “Secundeeznuts,” amirite? Lol gottem!
But you have heard of me.
– Secundinus
Man, Fuck Secundinus!
Classic Primus. What a character.