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The old rugged crossbow.
This man’s taste is what makes stuff like comedy writing possible
t marks the spot.
r/crappydesign
Or
Love real men. Bow hunting Jesus.
Well, he’s not going to nail himself up there
They’re all just after one guy? Seems a bit unfair
Who design those shirts.
Nailed it.
TIL jesus used to bowhunt? Maybe he did that during those lost years from the bible, when he was like between the ages of 12 and 30…
But only during Jesus-hunting season.
Well, the guy literally carrying an X around to mark the bullseye. Funny looking X, but an X nonetheless.
Bow hunting Jesus?!
Talk about the most dangerous game.
Its a new method of nailing, this is the modern day.
The pic on the right side lol
Who needs bows when you have trench club.
What is the correct way to read this?
sorry but i don’t get it
Jesus of Nazareth, wounded, darted from tree to tree. He paused to take a much needed breath, but it was too soon interrupted by the whip and thud of an arrow piercing the wood beside Him. The splinters dusted into His eyes forcing Him to run blind. He could only hear His labored breathing, the flopping sandals on His tired feet and the amorous calls of the real men hunting Him for sport.
“We love you, Jesus” they called while funneling Him toward an open clearing. “But you have to die for our sins! Otherwise, we won’t be able to hunt for sport!”
This is actually from the Bible. In Mark 69 after rising on the third day, Jesus addresses Pontius Pilate, saying:
1 I’m bowhunting Jesus. 2 You can distinguish me from the Jesus that you had a falling-out with by bowhunting enthusiasm and accompanying hat. 3 I hope I can be of service if, uh, you ever find the planet to be in danger. 4 Friends?
All right J, I give you 2 minutes and then the GAMES. WILL. BEGIN! GO!
He’s an elusive target. He got nailed once a couple thousand years ago, and nobody has been able to tag him since. He’s the ultimate hunt.
The hard part is finding him.
What’s with all this alpha male, real male bullshit recently. Is there some crisis about male identity that I’m missing?
“shoot it straight” sounds like an absolute extreme version of conversion therapy.
*In blockbuster announcer voice* “He died for our sins, this time He will die for sport” *death metal starts playing*
Duck season! Jesus season! Duck season! Jesus season!
You’ve read it incorrectly. Now he’s armed *and* he has a head start.
Don’t think you can outrun him, either, the guy can walk on water so 100% of this planet is his hunting territory.
Real Romans love spearhunting Jesus. Now that was a thing.
Drink of my blood, eat of my flesh, make a nice throw rug out of my skin, a little coin sack out of my scrotum, mount my head on your wall. You know, like it says in the bible.
how are you even supposed to read that?
real bowhunting men love jesus? real men bowhunting love jesus?