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Avacadoh-oh.
It’s an Avacado!! Thanks!
Finders Eaters
I already made avocado toast so I won’t be returning it.
I’d return the pit
So many questions so little answers
Inflation 🥴
update. kind neighbor returned it with a note saying I hope you like guacamole
So I’m thinking #328 is on the third floor, and the patio is on the first floor, so about twenty feet. If that avocado was even close to being ready to eat, it should have just hit the cement and stopped, no bouncing, just maybe some green avocado blood, but really not a huge mess, sort of like when Black Widow did what had rot be done to get the Soul Stone in Avengers: Endgame. Definitely gone, but an easy cleanup.
Probably don’t really want that one back, Cassandra -sorry.
Anyone else’s first thought “FREESHAVACADOOS”?
I thought it said anaconda
I had my upstairs neighbor knock on my door and tell me that they dropped their joint and it fell on my patio. Me, having no idea she was asking for it back, said “oh, ok, thanks for letting me know.” Then I went to close the door and was going to throw it away. But nope, she asked if she could have it back. So I grabbed a paper towel, grabbed it and handed it to her.
Avacad-no
Cassandra M.? From Virginia Beach?
make sure to wear rubber gloves and hold it at arms length when returning it, just for laughs.
I hope it was returned unharmed
Letter from Neighbor: Apologies Cassandra but I got some good news and some bad news.
Bad news: The Avocado that fell into our yard accidentally fell into our container of radioactive material and turned into a giant Avocado monster which we had to fend off with our gardening equipment.
Good news: After several day of an onslaught battle that we named it,” The Great Avocado Apocalypse”. We managed to defeat the beast and just in time for my nephew’s birthday. On the plus side, we finally have enough ingredients now that we can make guacamole for everyone on the block for the event!
Sincerely,
Your Neighbor
P.S. You may want to wear a jacket and clean up what’s left of your car as it’s going to be raining Avocado for a couple of days.