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Just a tip for all the boys reading, Everytime I’ve asked a chick if she wanted to do “the sex” it worked Everytime. 75% of the time. Everytime.
I had a party once and I was going to paint the apartment so I left a whole bunch of markers out and told people they could draw on the walls… I made it very clear “do not draw penises” and left a note up so people could see. Low and behold… some of the biggest dicks drawn in hidden places…. When my friends mom came over she asked “what’s slide at your own risk?”… this is before slide meant sex… I learned I missed above the archway.. I had a chivalry syrup slip and slide…. So you know…. Cut it with lube….
Alright, but that’s how you end up with other people fucking in your bed. Or on your kitchen table.
Don’t have *the* sex
Obviously they want you to use their bedroom
DROOR
i love pen scribble on the back of the hand. like someone found a marker and got a bit carried away making signs for a party hahah
Where funny?
Yes, please don’t have sex in the droor.
Have it in the living room. It’s never clean in there.
Well now I wanna sex in the bathroom
Did anyone else notice the stain on the second sheet of paper?
😭
Droor?
*the* sex in the *droor* makes a *stain* on the paper, and the OP also drew on their own hand
There should have been a camera taking pictures of each person who opened the drawer.
Edit: excuse me, droor
Gotta say, I kinda like droor. It’s like a door that you drag.
“The sex”, clearly written by someone with class
so anyways, i started blasting!
Droor is cursed.
nice 😂
So then what’s Party Rule #2?
My band’s name is The Droors, and I’ve been telling people “pronounced ‘The Drawers’” for several years and, when I saw this, I suddenly wondered whether maybe it IS a spelling variation (maybe in another country or something) and people were secretly thinking I’m an idiot for the unnecessary specification.
Very funny seeing you wrote this yourself after checking if the marker was still working (marker on hand)
Lol
if you dont want people fuck in your bathroom, dont have a party…
or remove the door. might not work, but, at least then, the other guests have a show.
ill show myself out