Tuesday, April 23All That Matters

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  • MechanicalTim

    I was 100% behind this one-ocean thing — until the rooms analogy.

    We *do* say that we have six rooms, even though we can just walk in and through them.

    Rooms <—> Oceans

    <wanders aimlessly thinking about rooms and oceans>

    <Do I actually live in a ONE-room apartment? Or a one-room room? Or a one-apartment room?>

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  • Over-Analyzed

    I’ve got hands, feet, and a head but it’s still one body.

    I’ve got a house, there could be doors, there could not be. But they’re still different rooms. I’ve got a hallway, a kitchen, a bedroom, bathroom, and a living room but it’s still one house with interconnected space.

    One body of water = one house

    The oceans = the rooms.

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  • RheagarTargaryen

    I’ve seen this guy’s videos a few times. I don’t know what it is about the way he talks, but I just want to disagree with him on principle.

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  • what_is_this_place

    He assumes that ocean is defined as an isolated body of water. But ocean is just defined as an expanse of water.

    In the pool analogy, “end” = “ocean”. You don’t have two different pools, but you do have two different ends with different properties. The entire collective body of water would be something other than ocean.

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  • pablothenice

    How is that funny? The names are there for a reason. You could say we don’t have states in the usa, you can travel from one to one without a problem.

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  • tom_tencats

    I’m with you until you think you’re smarter than a great many geographical scholars. Or any scientist that has spent a good part of their life studying something.

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  • suggestify

    Ever looked up the definition of ocean? I did not until now. One of the definitions is a saltwater body that covers 70% of earth. It has divisions, like what we know as Pacific, Atlantic etc. So… he is right, bit it’s not that profound

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  • Vhal14

    I understand his point but he also destroys it when he compares it to the apartment.
    Think of the apartment with multiple rooms as earth with multiple oceans. Rooms are connected but they are called different rooms, same principle goes to ocean, they are connected but different names.

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  • AiLover2322

    I’m really starting to think that maybe not everyone on this planet needs to be given a microphone and a camera placed in front of them and then just stay the dumbest shit they can think of.

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  • reviving_ophelia88

    Dude has a point, but they weren’t given different names for the purpose of identifying different areas of salinity or whatever, it’s for ease of identifying where a given landmass is/identifying which continents they border.

    When trying to find the Philippines on a map just saying it’s in THE ocean isn’t helpful, however saying it’s between the South China Sea and the Pacific Ocean narrows it down significantly.

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  • bloodjunkiorgy

    It’s a shame you perform in your living room, because the dead silence from an actual crowd might be devastating enough for you to stop.

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  • rollcake

    With that logic.. there are no countries.. you can’t even see any geographic borders between 90+% of countries.

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  • MissionScratch7512

    So then The North Sea, Mediterranean Sea and Baltic Sea are also “the Ocean”?
    Hmmm this is getting confusing.

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  • danivus

    “Don’t tell me there are different states. There’s one state. They’re all touching, so there’s only one state!”

    These borders are set by people to define things. This argument is idiotic.

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  • Daaa4ve

    Now I’m not American, so unsure of the accent, but he sounds like he’s from NY/NJ. What I’ve learned from TV, is those states don’t like each other.

    They’re touching. They’re both land. Imagine telling him they’re the same state.

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  • choi-kay

    Stupid videos like these just give off the energy, “I know I’m loud and wrong but I like to act extra quirky to make myself stand out so people think I’m funny and laugh. Plus I’m too lazy to research the correct answer so I’m just gonna stick with my imbecilic opinion and embarrass myself even further by posting it on the internet for millions of people to see.” Smh lol

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  • Opening-Percentage-3

    When you can fuckin swim this one body of water, we’ll talk. Until then, stop with your spamming. The angry comedian bit has been perfected by Bill Burr. No lame copies needed.

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