Omw to surprise my bf at the airport!❤️ (he’s never been to prison)
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What of John walks right past you and kisses an attractive beauty standing beside you?
Never say never!
I hope (to purely heighten the joke) you wore something slutty
I hope you record him walking towards you and post it.
The real John coming home from prison has a surprise for you
A Classic.
Put his crime on the back
You should post a video of his reaction 😂
Bring a bundle of adult diapers, and a tub of sudacream to hold while you wait for him!
Might wanna get him one of those round pillows for hemorrhoids
Yeah, we got that Becky. Good one.
He’s never been to prison … yet.
Oh snap!
Add a comma so we don’t think it’s a prison bathroom.
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…yet. The arrest is imminent.
That’s a pretty original one.
To add some authenticity you should show up with a baby. Or two depending on how for how long he was imprisoned
…yet.
I’m sure John’s story about how they were out of peanuts on the plane will be hilarious enough to make up for the fact that he hasn’t even done time.
Hold some smokes and stamps in your other hand.
You need yellow ribbons, too