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At least he can get a job as a guard.
The official reference is to getting married … that’s the arrow to the knee… cuz he’s kneeling when proposing.
It’s not actually a Nordic expression, but that’s what the game developer came up with to help spice up npc dialogue.
I love how the calendar is in roman numerals lol
This, except the arrow is adult responsibilities, depression, and fatigue
“Still counts!”
Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!
Dude didn’t pack enough cheese wheels.
This is my last week at work, I have a very dodgy knee that is just about recovered. This was a timely warning!
I used to own a bar. It was the coziest place around here.
Until i took a screwdriver in the knee, and it is closed now.
– Stray [2022]
Also: [Original ](https://youtu.be/vncIBREXCwU)
I really don’t get why this line of dialogue became so famous. It’s probably the rarest guard line. I’ve heard it maybe half a dozen times in thousands of hours of Skyrim. Always hear them make a comment regarding my perks (“the gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapon”), mentioned the companions, “maybe I could be the dragonborn”, asking if somebody stole your sweetroll, or what is by far the most repeated: “no lollygaggin”
Goddamn, what a generic webcomic.
Glad I don’t follow this sub anymore
New Elder Scrolls game where players HAVE to play as an old NPC, while the AI controls some adventurers.
First quest: pour ale for customer.
Second quest: clean bar
Third quest: buy inn supplies
Fourth quest: discover a rumor
Fifth quest: spread rumor to an adventurer
looks like when we reach retirement age
Do adventurers have health insurance? Cuz I’m pretty sure arrows to the knee are an expensive hospital bill.
Goddammit its the same fucking joke over and over again.
I didn’t realize it was 2011.
This is me!
Finished work for the six week summer, first day tested positive for COVID. Oh what plans I had…
what year is it
He didn’t bother to take a week off?
Geez, rough neighborhood.
We want armored knee pads
But a great tale to tell! A famous one indeed
What a hilarious and fresh new joke for the brand-new hit game Elder Scrolls: Skyrim!
Seems suspicious to me. It was probably his wife.
Had to check if I was sorting threads by All Time.
Nope.
People are upvoting this joke in 2022.
Ok how good is the damn art though.
You made the top row of Roman numerals go from 7 to 24, and the bottom row go from 20 to 31, pretty shit calendar
What year is this?
I got tired of this joke 10 years ago.
What is this 2011 ass meme?
Thanks for this 12 year old joke…
r/Stuck10YearsBehind
Great work though, just haven’t seen this joke I’m ages lol
“i used to be an adventurer like you till i took an arrow to the knee” “wooooww, were yu a famous adventurer who saved many a lives?” “……*starts crying*”
What year is it?
Arrow in the knee memes got old in 2012 but good artwork
This shit was funny for about two weeks, 11 years ago when the game came out.
I wouldn’t have shot him if his calendar wasn’t shit
This stopped being funny in 2012