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Snek
His name is Sandy Balls
Kitesnek!
Also, doing liposuction wrongggg.
Legend has it they still carry the road rash to this day.
so much
so much sand down the suit
He’s making a pearl now
Titanoboa was here
Not sure if that works on Tarmac.
Yeah he’s gonna have to reposition when he stands up.
It’s coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere.
Ah, the most underutilized form of transportation… the wee-wee skid.
Hope the sand is not that hot
From the makers of “Sandy Vagina”
INTRODUCING
The “Sandy Peehole”
I feel sandy in my groinal area just watching that.
This looks like Seal Beach, CA.
OP, do you know?
Fuel prices being where they are , yeah , I’ll take it into consideration.
The dong zipper
Arakkis, Desert planet, Dune.
Dude is now a human Ken doll.
Jason J. McSandypants
That’s one way to get a healthy dose of exfoliating sand down his trunks.
It’s easier WITHOUT an erection.
The Dick Burner
Odd way to scratch that itch. Anakin would hate this.
That anchors not working!
Later finding sand in places he didn’t know he had.
Dermabrasion!
How is he not burning? That sand must be hot
Isn’t the sand hot? 😕
Dick skiing on sand. No thanks.
def not Anakin…
He is a snake and a bird.
I bet Anakin Skywalker would rather take a bus.
This is an *Old* mode of transportation.
Better transportation than a car
Wherever the wind takes you… Lol
Newport Beach? Have an upvote!
This is stupid as fuck. Don’t even bother posting this garbage