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Mutant penis
4 dimensional graphics eh?
rare photo of Patrick Bateman gaming
(Huey Lewis playing in background)
Does sex sell? Maybe but this is just stereotyping the “average” gamer 🙄 I hate ads like this.
Possibly a Playboy, Penthouse, or Hustler ad.
I always wanted a Neo Geo but it was like $700 in 90’s dollars.
Impressive, now lets see Paul Allan’s Neo Geo Advertisement from 1990.
i have to return some video tapes 🏃♂️
Kind of fitting that they chose Cyber-Lip as the game.
OK, how in the hell is he even holding the controller? Those things were huge and heavy. Has he been doing cock pushups or something?
The first Chad.
The male Fantasy. Can’t get enough of it. Arcade games at home but god damn was it too expensive. Only a fantasy for me.
Lol is that Patrick Bateman?
Bro that man is using the controller right by his dick with a weird mutant dick monster on the screen wtf
The 90s were a different time.
The Neo Geo was far ahead of its time.
They knew how to sell it back then.
Games are great but ladies do what nintendont.
Neo Geo was the holy grail of home consoles at its prime.
Expensive af but the graphics absolutely stomped everything else and it had awesome arcade ports that the other systems couldn’t replicate. Those controllers honestly still look pretty great too.
“I scream, but he doesn’t hear me above 15 channels of pure pulsating stereo sound with 7 dedicated to real voice speech”
Not sure if she’s sarcastically quoting him or just lowkey more excited about the console than he is. But the last paragraph kinda suggests the latter.
Is that Christian Bale?
NEO GEO just said that it’s better than sex
Why is it that *every* time this is reposted, the title always has the Japanese included? Is it the same bot reposting this every time?
I like that 30-something business/career look he’s got going on- asuming the target audience were mostly teens
Damn, SNK used to be huge, what happened to them :s Now they’re barely breathing…
Wow. Any idea who she is?
neo geo is goated to me
I think I’ve fought this boss, though it was a while ago so it could be a different one that looked similar
Dude is giving a 70s bj face
Is that Patrick Bateman lolololol
You want to see a good Neo•Geo advertisement [video?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_kGJBv6Wr4)
The 90s were a fun time
Ah the good old days…
Imagine trying this nowadays, I mean you could but you wouldn’t be allowed to use that particular model.
lol
Sigma
I miss these.
Remind me of Norms joke about Joe Camel. The placement of the joystick is one thing but what is that monster on the tv?
Now he just plays with himself! See he’s doing it right now!
Oh dear god. I’m old enough to remember this ad.
That ad copy is somethin else too
Ah, I remember finding out Neo Geo ever existed in the mid 2000s when my cousing gifted me a disc containing an emulator and a metric fuckton of its games for my birthday. The only console options at my local store were Nintendo and Sega back in the late 90s when I started gaming.
I remember looking at this in electronics boutique. The console was $600 and the games were $200 each!
Nobody going to ask, who is she?
I remember when ads used to be this great!