My wife sent me to buy a rainbow night light for my 5 month old daughter. I made an executive father decision.
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Nice
Good call!
(10 minutes later)
Back at the store… lol
Good choice! This mom approves.
As a father, I approve of this.
It’s perfect, pretty colors and she can learn shapes too!
I’ve learned I need to be specific with my husband or bend with the wind.
Guess who’s going to buy more lights 👀😂😂
Well played.
What’s DAXO, is that one of those peppa pig robots?
“You have chosen…*wisely*…”
This is the way
Good choice
I hate when people force their religious views on their children! /s
For real though, nice lol
“Night light” hahaha.
I see no problem, she will learn geometry too
The basic shapes are perfect for early learning
Your purchase was perfect.
Now go watch some baby Einstein and get some sleep
Why not some Spyro the dragon light or some other fictional character?
Wife: Honey I told you to buy her a night light..
Husband: And I did.
Wife: But it’s not for her age!
Husband: Martha Playstation is for everyone, what are you talking about.
Shapes and colors!?!?!
Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!
You have chosen……poorly.
Rainbows, check. Basic geometric shapes, check.
Wife facepalming? Double check.
Mission accomplished.
As a gamer myself and a woman I I wouldnt be mad lol, only would have asked for xbox ones lol
That 100% counts as a rainbow nightlight. Checks out.
Next, get her the ABCs of Gaming.
Ok, this has to be one of the neatest things I’ve ever seen OP
I’m having trouble why anyone would have a problem with this. It has colors and shapes. And honestly if you don’t play playstation a lot, you probably wouldn’t even know that’s what it represented.
“But it has the same colours and the shapes help with their brain development…
That’s what the guy in the store said!”
Reminds me of that LadBaby video where the kid needed a lunchbox and he came back with a toolbox with separate compartments for veg and snacks and drinks.
https://youtu.be/5cOVCk4gAuM
Night lights are bad for children’s sleep (and eyes) under a certain age, babies especially.
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jpi.12780
Study was commissioned by the National Institute of Child Health and Human Development (U.S govt) & University of Colorado
Another typical r/gaming post
Your daughter is going to absolutely adore love you in about 13 years
You monster, indoctrinating them into your ways from an early age! They deserve the right to choose who they are, not have your agendas rubbed off on them. What would you say if someone forced you to believe something? And something so blasphemous as PlayStation. I simply cannot comprehend the damage a person would have to sustain to believe that it is the superior console. /s
I’m guessing you didn’t know or would have told your wife, but night lights are bad for children (and probably adults, too). Do some research and talk to your wife about what is best for your child.
Start her off early with nightmares of those Kamek wizards from Super Mario World 😉
She’s gotta learn her shapes at some point!
I don’t like it. I feel like it should at least be in order.
Well, it’s never too late to teach your child about shapes. it’s still in nightlight.
Dumb
Emergency Change Request has been approved. Well done, sir.