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How did it pan out for you?
That’s a big dildo.
For your sake, I hope it’ll get a rise out of her. If not, hopefully, she’ll at least let it brie.
You’re such a big pain
Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get them!
For those wondering on the backstory. I wanted to get an Eiffel Tower pillow but couldn’t find one but I found a baguette pillow on Amazon.
Needs a beret and a cigarette to finish it off.
That’s a big loaf of bread you have there
Wow, never met her but now I want to go for a roll with your wife.
Did you… Did you give her the whole baguette?
all i see is pain
She’s gonna be stuffed with that
Missed the street scammers and needs more trash…
Baguette and quit it….
I’ll see myself out
I applaud you my dear good sir. You’re not loafing around.
I once had a room mate in college who decorated her room like this, only she has never left the USA in her life. Kind of an empty personalty, that one.
She didn’t have a baguette pillow though!
Good choice adding the drapes, bring the comforter and bread all together.
I was getting hungry until I realized it was a pillow.
No croissant?
That pillow is in my Amazon cart! 😂
Baguette the F out….that’s amazing!
Was it really kneaded, dough?
[I like the way you work it, I gotta baguette up 🎤](https://youtu.be/3KL9mRus19o?t=1m29s)
Café Chocolats Pâtes ?????
It looks more like Italian bread than a baguette
*Live, Laugh, Loaf*
I hate to say it, but your wife and you look a little in bread.
Is it a pillow-sized bread or a bread-shaped pillow? I hope it’s a bread-shaped pillow.
For that real Paris experience do you have some Somali bloke standing at the end of the bed with a load of plastic crap Eiffel towers shouting ‘lookie lookie, get your souviners’ All whilst his mate keeps a look out for the Gendarmerie nationale.
Also, you may wanna spread some dog shit about for that ultra authentic experience.
My gods this is an interior design crime if I’ve ever seen one. Except the baguette. That’s fine.
If you want that authentic Paris theme, scatter some dog turds around the floor.
Recently I learned that “baguette” also means “wand” – so if Harry Potter happened in France would Ollivander’s be a bakery?
you vs the guy she told you not to worry about
Paris themed bedroom? This is so American lol
I’d like to imagine that there’s some French lady somewhere painstakingly decorating her room in a romantic American theme only to have her beau toss a Big Mac on the bed for laughs.
but, that’s not a baguette.
Lord. Who still does anything Paris themed anymore
When I got my wife a dinner at The French Laundry for our anniversary, I wrapped an actual laundry basket with a baguette in it.
Took her a few minutes to figure it out.
In Paris, famously, everything has “Paris” written on it.
I like to imagine a French couple in Paris with their St. Louis Missori themed room and tossing a twinkie on for good measure.
The paris theme is so cringe lmao! Like having i love new york on your pillows. Does paris have anything to do with either of your lives or is she just desperately grasping for something nice