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r/dontputyourdickinthat
Nice
Is there cheese on the taco?
What’s the brown in the middle? Outside and inside are meat?
Everything reminds me of her.
nice
I think it’s upsidedown…
Forgot to sew on the Pom-pom.
[r/mildlyvagina](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyvagina?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Best keep that in the bottom drawer.
Hear me out
But have you made love to it yet?
Ask her to crochet an elephants trunk next
I’m not going to say it.
FEED ME SEYMOUR
For when you’re not there to eat her taco
Kinda looks like my wife’s taco
Where’s the taco clit?
…I can work with this
Will their be beef put in that taco?
El ojo de Sauron
Mexican vagina
She forgot to crochet the taco a clit.
Reminds me of something, but I can’t quite put my finger on it.
Did she know?
Yeah she knew
No Supreme?
Colourful vagina
Don’t OP….don’t
Nice crotch, I mean your wife’s taco, you know what I mean, whatever.
Does it make you feel a twitch down there?
Nice fifi
And the meat is lengua. OP’s wife always prefers tongue in her taco.
Let me save everyone the trouble…
“I should call her”
“Sigh, unzips”
“Hear me out”
“r/dontstickyourdickinthat”
That’s not a taco. That’s a gotdamn dragon pussy.
I should call her.
You only get to “have” it when she’s out of town.
Hmmm
I think your wife is trying to tell you something
All I see here is a Rastafarian vagina. I’ll see myself out.
Whose “taco” did she use as a model?
If it was pink…
Rainbow waffle
Because of the colors she’s safe.
He’s gonna fuck it.
Suuure a taco
My wife crotch taco
Oh a multi-color vajayjay