My neighbours attempt at vasectomy get well soon card..
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So your neighbor attempted a vasectomy?
Dick move man! Dick move..
What a dick!
WHAT THE FU-
It’s certainly creative
Sheading a tear
is it made of wood? that’s a pretty good attempt if it was.
Umm they probably should have gotten a doctor to do it, but you know I’m no expert.
…Dicks…
Does he know the depth?
Who knew Pinocchios neighbors were so nice.
I got mine years ago, and I definitely regret not getting it done sooner. Good on ya bud! Just remember to keep using some kind of protection for a few months. The factory may still be closed, but the warehouse is still full.
Tf you mean “attempt” that was a success
Omg it’s such a sweet attention and you made me laugh so hard!thk you
There is just enough sparkle. The lines are crisp and the lettering is clean. The semen diamonds are a great touch. I’d say this is some top-tier crafting.
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Should’ve gotten a Game of Thrones card saying you are offended they didn’t invite you to their gelding.
I don’t have a vasectomy but these posts are always kinda cringe. Like if I got a testicle procedure the last people I want to know are my neighbors.
So yesterday someone’s wife tells their coworkers about Anal day and today you let your neighbors know about your vasectomy? People share too much or these are all fake lol.
Test
Getting a vasectomy unless for medical reasons is quite literally the smallest dick energy.
why tell anyone? dudes like “mornin neighbor.. getting a colonoscope today , see you later neighbor”
Love it haha
I think “Congratulations” with streamers coming out would have been better.
You have no idea the physical toll vasectomies have on a person!
*In The Arms Of The Angel intensifies*
First thought was why the hell do your neighbors know you got a vasectomy.