My friends were playing jenga and I bit a block of wood sitting next to my snickers bar. I was kinda drunk.
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You’re not yourself when you’re hungry. Eat a Jenga Block.
/r/thathappened
You’re DEFINETELY not you when you’re drunk…
How many times did you bite it before you realized? That’s way too many scratches for a single bite.
“I bit a block”
Ffs, ye went tá town on that thing for a fair bit.
Satisfied?
You went from eating beaver, to eating like one
Why wood you do that? Did everyone else snicker at your indiscretion?
I bet everyone snickered then!
You gnawed on that MF.
Uh huh yeah I’m sure it was you.
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Satisfied?
More like your dog got a hold of it and you put it next to a snickers bar after.
How do you get drunk on Bud light.
Bruhy…there’s a bite, and then there’s chewing it like a dog. PROTIP: it’s doesn’t have a nougat center.
Haha he tried to eat wood
Another reason you should eat your snickers with a knife and fork.
Dog owners will say this is fake. They’re right.
Why is your Snickers bar called “Satisfies”
This is a straight up ad for Snickers bars.
Try grabbing the wrong beer bottle and accidentally drank a buddies chew spit! I puked multiple times #fml
Why was there a random piece of wood out of the stack during an active game?