My dinner companion asked for “a salad, but just cheese and ranch”
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What in the United States of America is this???
Cheese Salad:
A rustic blend of finely shredded aged cheddar and mild provolone from the hills of Tuscany. Served with a dash of our famous tangy ranch.
Be sure to pair it with a mac-n-cheese martini.
Evil monkey paws pretending to be waiters to corrupt peoples wishes from casual wording.
Burger, only pickles. As you wish you must eat every bite. Just a small sweet pickle between 2 other pickle slices.
r/theygotwhattheyaskedfor
I assume this is a lie, but I was in the industry too long so I know that there’s a very real chance they actually ordered this.
“At least I’m just having salad, it’s healthy”
Where’s the croutons?
When I was a kid I was at McDonald once and asked for a hamburger with only ketchup. They gave me ketchup in between two buns, no meat
But what is she crab
Thank goodness they got the dressing on the side or that would be just too much
Did Amelia Badelia make it! LOL
Is your dinner companion 4?
“My dinner companion”
Worked in a chain restaurant with a salad bar in college, and the number of people I saw just slop massive amounts of shredded cheese, cubed ham, and ranch on a plate and eat it…it still makes me shudder thinking about it.
so they wanted lettuce covered with ranch and cheese? not even croutons? 😛
Gotta say: even with the lettuce, calling this is a salad would be a stretch lol.
Cut to the chase. I like it.
This belongs under malicious compliance. 🤷♂️
Welcome to the Midwest 🤣
On that keto diet I see. Haha
My bro ❤️
Is you dinner companion this many ✋✌️years old?
My wife went to taco bell and asked for Nachos Bell Grande, just meat and cheese.
When she got hone, she discovered there were no chips…. Then I was the bad guy for laughing
Reminds me of when I ordered a Gin and Tonic and a Rum and Coke and then they put it all in one glass 🤦♂️
Companion is an interesting replacement for hooker
[Sally] I want a salad, but just cheese and ranch dressing.
[Waiter] So Romain lettuce, cheese, and ranch dressing.
[Sally] *DID I STUTTER*?!? Just cheese and ranch dressing!
My 7-year-old just last night asked for something similar: “Instead of a bed of rice on my plate, could you give me a bed of cheese?”
Which I thought was clever. Why not go straight for the good stuff? Her bed of cheese was topped with sundry taco fixings.
There is a local pizza spot in my home town and my brother and his friends would always get shredded mozzarella cheese and a cup and their homemade ranch (which is the best I’ve had) mix those 2 together and it was delectable. 10/10 recommended if ya ever to pizza king in east Texas.
How old are they? 8?
Okay so what were they trying to order
I once brought a woman home from the bar that I had a crush on…
Things were going well!
She said she was hungry so we went to the kitchen to see what I had, which was admittedly not too much as I was an early twenties bachelor.
She rifled through my cabinets and poured roughly a cup of salt into a bowl which she topped with about the same amount of vinegar like some kind of cereal you’d see with Freddy Krueger on the box.
She downed the whole thing spoonful by disgusting spoonful while occasionally leaning forward in what could’ve been a sexy pose except this one came with the type of flatulence that I assume the fattest frat guy has on Saturday mornings.
Yada yada yada; slept in my chair.