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He sucked, you blew. You probably had a much better time than him, too.
Why was he so dirty in high school?
I miss smoking during English, 3rd period.
Pops is proud.
You must take after your mom.
As cool as your dad LOOKS, the truth is that your oompah oompah tuba playing is the soundtrack of his life.
Rip to those who peaked in high school.
If your dad wasn’t smoking a cigarette, he’d just be dirty. Also really fucking handsome, he’s got that going for him too.
I like how your dad is the “old school” and you bring the “cool.” #Sousa line life!
Your dad looks like he squeezed in a couple tours in Korea before finishing 12th grade.
(Yes, Reddit, I know the Korean War ended in 1953… don’t ruin the joke.)
He fought the Marlboro wars so you could live that life, son.
I feel like in these comparison pictures there’s always someone tooting their own horn.
We all travel different paths.
Skinny people may have the jawlines but we have Taco Tuesday on Wednesday so it seems like a fair trade.
They’re the same picture.
TIL; cigarette makes you look way more badass than a tuba.
We want our children to have more than we had..
You look like Andy Milonakis mixed with Peter Griffin
Well at least when you compare the 2 images you know one thing you had a superior lung capacity
I can hear Louie Louie through your picture.
He bought that Tuba with Marlboro Miles. Dad had to smoke 5000 cartons.
When he was 27, my granddad fought in Vietnam. When I was 27, I built a birdhouse with my mom.
Edit: this blew up. For those that don’t know these are Bo Burnham lyrics from his special, “Inside” which you can stream on Netflix. If you enjoy music, mental health, or healing the world with comedy, I suggest you check it out.
To everyone who actually fought in Vietnam, I love you and I’m sorry that happened.
Okay but playing an instrument is way cooler than smoking imo
Your dad looks like one of your bullies
Honestly, both looks like Christian Bale in different roles
The resemblance is canny.
Stand by me vs Superbad
Someone photoshop a cigarette hanging out of the corner of the tuba
Your dad was a chimney sweep from Mary Poppins?
Just remember OP your dad went through a lot so you wouldn’t have to. Nothing wrong with how you looked in high school, just the fruits of your dad’s labor.
Band of Brothers vs. My brother’s in the band
Word of advice: Don’t give each other 23andMe tests for Xmas.