Martha Stewart – 81 – Oldest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Model
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Photoshop is an 81 year old gals friend. This annoys the hell out of me.
I’m really glad that we make sure our octogenarians must be fuckable.
It’s vitally important that women really understand that there’s never a point at which their fuckability will not be the most defining thing about them.
Sweet crispy eggnog, I hate this timeline.
I wonder if she is the first ex-felon as well.
Photoshopped to hell and back
And this is why people like Madonna continually try and hold back the clock.
Take a pic, photoshop the hell out of it and hold it up as something all women of that age should look like.
Does anyone know if the SI editor is female?
Take off that photoshop bruh
Come for the swimsuits, stay for Martha’s tutorial on how to transform this tablecloth into a perfectly adorable beach shawl.
I think she looks beautiful but I wish it wasn’t so photoshopped. Its ok to have wrinkles.
Her hair looks awesome in this pic though.
She is gorgeous. But she’s 81, not 41. Why did they have to photoshop 40 years off her face and 50 years off her chest, neck, legs, and hands?
Yet another in a series of signs that our culture is completely psychotic.
That’s not Martha Stewart. That’s Martha Xewart
Helllla altered
I’d smoke a bowl with her and take a walk in her garden, nothing sexual here, she seems like a cool lady and genuinely interesting
She was pretty hot when she was young too https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8a/98/69/8a9869bdcc836044d2783c9f5a96acb8.jpg
I mean this is photoshop but Google images of her, she does look way way younger than 81. I wish I could afford her plastic surgeon.
I’m pretty sure Sports Illustrated has completely forgot about who the target market for the swimsuit edition is… 12 year old boys whose parents have successfully blocked porn on their home network.
The people who scream about making everything “inclusive” aren’t buying this.
Of all the things in the world to be mad about, this is the bottom of my list. Just going to take it at face value of a nice looking photo of an older woman. More power to her. Calm down people.
I have jacked off to every cover model for the last ten years and I’m not stopping now.
You can photoshop anyone at any age and make them look good.
I think this pic says more about SI reader demographics than anything else.
The cover that nobody asked for, but everyone got anyways
World’s oldest swimsuit model who is a convicted felon.
Did chatGPT make this?
Oldest and most prison time served.
what sport does she represent?
competitive tax evasion?
They should have had snoop dogg in a banana hammock in the shoot too 🤣
I’ve been on too many Ai subreddits. I didn’t think this was real lol
I just felon love with this picture 😀
Gimme a fucking break.
She looks great, but let’s not pretend like she didn’t get help from make up, computers, strategic clothing, money and surgery.
Snoop tapped that ass
Snoop definitely hit that.
Holy grandmother of god!
Oh no Jordan Peterson is going to have an aneurysm.
Obviously not plastic surgery x100 right?.. right!? It’s smoking weed with snoop and a healthy lifestyle of over priced unless kitchen items.
Cudos to the photoshop editor on this one.
Is she also the first convicted felon cover model? That is the real question
2023 and people acting like that ain’t photoshopped.
Her skin looks 20
Would
and the academy award for special effects goes to whoever airbrushed that cover
There’s nothing natural about altering one’s outward appearance and using your wealth to look like you’re still 30, such an obvious facade…but if it makes her feel great, then great. Jane Fonda does the same thing. Betty White was the queen of aging gracefully and embracing her age with class.
She looks beautiful for 81
why
Snoop Dog says : breakfast is served…
Of course they photoshop the shit out of any model on the cover but still, Martha is looking gorgeous! She’s aged like fine wine IMO