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Wasn’t this an episode of family guy?
Good Ole Florida man…
Hello there
what could come out of this?
He may have seceded from America.
But at the same time, he may be the most American man to ever live.
07
>’Local authorities are questioning the legality of the situation’.
I mean I know it’s Florida and all, but I can assure you no one at any level of government is even entertaining the idea that its possible a random dude can secede his yard from the US.
Fapistan has no exports, only imports.
Lots of things get imported there.
I want to go to there
> A Florida Man…
That’s all I need to fucking hear.
He’s also not paying property taxes because fapping is his new religion. He’s a true Southern Faptist now.
Next he’s making a video site called LubeTube
They can try to arrest him, but they won’t catch him.
He’s too slippery.
What are the procedures to apply for citizenship in the republic of fapistan
Slips out more than secedes
I know it’s lonely on Tatooine, but what the fuck Ben!?
$3,969.69 nice price for a years supply
The Principality of Sealand formally recognizes the Republic of Fapistan.
They’ll never catch him
But it’s not a republic – it’s a dicktatorship.
EDIT: OMG people, get a grip!
Mike Pence just became a citizen there….
I formally request asylum to fapistan
Wasn’t there a Family Guy episode on something similar?
Build a wall and make Fapistan pay for it.
If my neighbor bought 275 gallons of lube and wanted to secede, I’d fucking let him.
Does he issue green cards ? .. asking for a friend
Cut off his internet.
“Large 275 gallons of”
Is there a smaller variant of 275 gallons? Lmao
You know, in Spanish that would be translated as “La República de **Pajistán**” (paja = fap).
Poor mutilated Americans who need lube to fap.
The flag for Fapistan is a Box of Kleenex.
National anthem: Beat It
The UN won’t let him join just so they don’t have to shake his hand.
No representation without lubrication!
Is he planning to faptise anyone?
If it’s oil based lube he’ll be invaded real quick.