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If someone eats a child, they’re on their own. I’m not cleaning up after them.
Mmmm the other white meat
People Are Eating Children In This Area.
I don’t think it’s fair that people put their dogs on leashes and then eat the children in front of them. I always share the children with my dogs.
If people are eating children, they won’t have a problem eating a dog. Keep them close.
Mostly meant for pit bulls, so there isn’t competition for food.
Hate it when they leave kid bones for the dogs to choke on. Just like chicken.
Can’t a man go to a playground and not have to fight a fucking Pyrenees over the smallest, most scrumptious looking child on the playground? Leash your damn dog.
They’re only delicious when lightly sautéed and served with a nice chianti.
Leash people, children. Your dog are eating in this area.
My best guess, take it or leave it!
Must be an atheist restaurant. Do they serve them with chips and salad or vegetables?
Personally, I find it very annoying when unleashed dogs interrupt my meal of children.
Punctuation saves lives, just ask grandma.
On second thought, let’s not go there. It’s a silly place.
Baby back riiiiiibs
When is grammar required? This. This is when grammar and proper capitalization is required.
It’s like the difference between
You were helping your uncle jack off a horse.
And
You were helping your Uncle Jack off a horse.
Pitbulls confirmed
What a difference the word “ And “ would make! So many lives could be saved! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Finally some good fking food
Tired of pitbulls hogging all the good bits.
Remember the CH rule. Dogs cant eat Chocolate or Children, they’ll die.
Commas matter
The 1%’ers place
I like kids… medium rare.
What is this sign even trying to say, why was “people are eating” included at all?
r/punctuationkills
Probably don’t want to make the shit bulls jealous.
*Ahem* I mean “Staffordshire terrier” because clearly it’s the name “pit bull” that’s the problem, not that they tear the arms off mothers protecting their children to get to the babies.
I like kids, but I could never eat a whole one.
Hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband. Cause they eating everyone out here.
Democrats company picnic
But I don’t wanna clean up after a bunch of cannibals!