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No way a guy that dresses like that is a virgin.
Upvoting because the balloon armour is cool as hell!
Not gonna lie…. that is next level Ballon Animal Art.
I’m in awe!
Not even balloon shoe soles. Way to under commit. I bet he wonders why hes still a virgin
Ask your mother if hes a virgin.
TROJAN MAHHHHHN
#we are SPARTA!
I like his odds!
Or the defender of the Egg
“For Pleasure and Protection” Sponsored by Trojan.
I dunno, man. That’s some impressive attention to detail and fine motor skill. Were I looking to bone, I’d find those things a positive.
The Rand Paul hair really finishes the piece.
He’s got some balls. Look at all of them.
Great Siegfried ‘bloonplay! Reminds me of the 8ft tall crow eating a drawing arm statue i saw a few days ago.
Dude, that looks sick AF. No way he’s a virgin.
At first glance I thought those were whippets.
Man needs 1 balloon to break his virginity. And 1000 to save for eternity.
This dude slays.
r/Stormlight_Archive
That’s dope as hell
Used his last condom shaping the pommel.
That is freakin awesome
Invulnerable to blunt damage.
Not gonna lie, that looks sick. I wouldn’t wear it, but damn, it’s quite a sight.
Yall just have the urge to hit someone with that sword
Can you imagine the sounds that makes when he walks?
He needs a pair of balloon cherries.
FOR DELMACIA!
My guy kinda looks like Bill S. Preston, esquire
TBH, he doesn’t look like he’d be at risk even if he stood naked in a brothel
Ever met a sex defender?
Now you have
You’re just jealous of him, aren’t you?
Not sneaking up on any enemies in that
Bold of him to be the last defender of virginity when his whole armour looks like vaginas
Pretty cool actually
I wanna know what he sounds like while he walks around….. or how much static he builds up lol
I’d break right through that with my laser panties and my bra if life.
That won’t protect anyone’s virginity. All it takes to get past those defenses is a little prick.
*laughs maniacally as I pull out a box of sewing needles*
Some one will stick bang him. Lotta people out there like a lotta weird shit
I can hear this picture.
Is that Alex Winters?
The armor of eternal virginity.
You shall not Bang!
This should be the Buffalo Bildos mascot
He probably gets laid as much as the other guy
Virginity is like a balloon. One prick and it`’s gone.
Billoon S Preston, Esquire.