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John Cleese on the set of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. 1975.

John Cleese on the set of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. 1975.



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  • LocalInactivist

    I’m pretty sure that if you leave six people from any country besides America alone in a room with a soft spherical object for more than 20 minutes a soccer game will start.

    “You were supposed to negotiate a peace treaty!”

    “Yeah, well, Avi said he met David Beckham once, and then Ali tried to pick a fight by saying Renaldo was better. Everyone pretty much agreed and then we started talking about that one goal in ‘04. Then Schlomo brought up Roberto Carlos’ impossible goal against Tenerife on his laptop, and that’s when Tarik found the football.”

    “There are 180 million people waiting to find out if we’re going to war!”

    “Let them wait. We’re up 2:1 and I think I’ve figured out how to bank a shot off the drinks cabinet. By the way, we’re going to need some soft drinks and a copy of “The Two Escobars”. Also, some ibuprofen. Our knees aren’t used to this.”

    “War! The final holy war between Islam and Judaism!”

    “After the game. You’ve been waiting 1200 years. You can wait another 20 minutes.”

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