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Their name was Jess, and they lived a lot longer without U.
It’s Jesus’ brother Bob!
“And it was god again Mary?”
We worship you, oh Brian.
That’s his brother Noel.
I think that’s Bryan
Actually Jesus had several brothers.
[Craig Christ.] (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pPdFrW076R0)
That one didn’t float.
It’s Jesus Christ and his brother, God Damnit.
(Oh, Bill Cosby, you scumbag. That was a memorable routine).
“Who is the real F/father? On the next Jerry Springer.”
Christmas and palm trees will never sit right with me.
“Jesus had a twin/Who knew nothing about sin.” – Sonic Youth
That’s his brother Jerry Christ
It’s his twin Jesús
There’s actually an (apocryphal) tradition that Thomas was the twin brother of Jesus, but I’d have to do some serious Bart-Ehrman-ing to get details.
Edit: might actually have been the Gospel of Thomas
One is Christ. The other is the Anti-Christ. His name is Dave and he likes to party
His name is Rodney. He too was born of a virgin, but didn’t make a big deal of it.
I didn’t know Burt Reynolds was present at the birth of Christ.
‘He looks nothing like me.’
That’s Craig.
Susej
So the entire resurrection story is fake. They just used a twin and fooled the fk out of billions.
That’s Jesus’ brother, Santa
[Nah, that’s just Bob.](https://youtu.be/K2TP0-dDgfo)
[It fucking Craig!](https://youtu.be/pPdFrW076R0?t=01m14s)
Listen to Jesus’’ brother Bob by arrogant worms. A great song by a great comedy band
Jesus’ brother Bob. Hes well known in some circles and there are songs about him.
Jesus’ brother Bob hes the no-name relative of the son of god.
So interestingly there is an apocrypha called the Gospel of Thomas where the eponymous Thomas is actually the twin brother of Jesus. Lol. Learned that on Sunday School Dropouts, it is a podcast where the hosts read through the bible and then share what they read and have a conversation about it. Really a fun and funny podcast. Hasn’t put any episodes out since 2020 so I kinda doubt there are any new episodes planned but they read through the whole Bible and some apocrypha and ancillary texts besides. As long as you have a sense of humor about religion it is a great one that anyone should listen to.
Ah, so Jesus did have a brother who got crucified in his place and he did go to Japan
That’s Craig Christ. Stephen Lynch write a sone about him.
https://open.spotify.com/track/1pjyHGDQVReD8yqTG8JHbp?si=Rc9vPqpWQ468JH8akweDew
His name was Craig… Craig Christ.
He turned water into cold coors light.
https://youtu.be/pPdFrW076R0
Craig. Craig Christ.
Craig Christ
It’s Craig Christ!
Insert ‘Craig Christ by Stephen Lynch’
That’s Craig and he turns water into cold Coors Light.
Are you sure that’s not the Skywalker twins? One on the right looks like Master Kenobi
“The heir and the spare”
Double Jesus, saves twice.
Jesus 2, Electric Boogaloo.
Jeffery Christ became an accountant. They did not write a book about him.
Yeah, it’s Noel Christ. The sign above the crib says so.
Naw, that’s Noel. Mary’s babysitting for the neighbors.
“No. There is another”
Jesus II: The Second Coming
This time, he isn’t fucking around.