Introduced my 9-year-old daughter to this classic today. She asked, “What happens if I kill the chicken?”
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How do I file a restraining order against someone I don’t know?
Lmao you call down the Chickenpocalypse
now they learn choices have consequences
I get younger people in my family all the time to try and kill the chicken. It’s never not funny.
Don’t let her play Skyrim. The whole town is gonna burn her down
Fck bros I love ALTTP so much
I can hear this picture.
Cluck around and find out honey.
Let her find out, it sure Will become a core memory.
Generational trauma
Now I know what game I’m re-playing tonight.
“Why don’t you find out, dear?”
For the uninitiated :
[Angry angry Cuccos](https://youtu.be/deUKwIntJP8) (a compilation)
Kevin Hart: “She gon learn today”
Ah the age old answer. “just because you could doesn’t mean you should”
Let her do it. She must learn the way we all learned. Oh. the. Horror.
In Hyrule you no kill chicken. Chicken kill you.
r/gamegrumps
You don’t, Zelda chickens play by “in Soviet Russia” rules
In A Link To the Past, CHICKEN KILLS YOU!
oof, i think your TV or switch don’t have the correct overscan/scaling setting so the edges are cut off.
you should check both the switch’s and your TV’s settings menu
“Oh god! It’s the Chickenpocalypse!”
“Fuck around and find out.”
You have selected “fuck around”
“Find out” sequence initiated
I like how in Ocarina of Time when you hit the chicken the game freezes on the chicken and it really adds to the “you fucked up” meter
The only correct answer is “you can’t kill the chicken.”.
Not only is it factually correct but it is also a challenge, which will invite the intended consequences and create a memory of both you and the game.
One does not simply *kill* the chicken.
Cry havoc and let slip the poultry of war.
https://i.imgur.com/mrrUTG2.png