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I am equally amused and horrified
So many Ripley jokes that come to mind
Dickbuster Penetrator
No one can hear you cream?
Should have been an ovipositor for accuracy.
Fuck lads I’m only on my first coffee…
Oh shit is that a clamhugger??
Very interesting. It looks like it’s got a solid hold on the wearer. Might be fun for, ahem, extra vigorous play.
OP, let us know if that thing comes to life at night or not
you know just for research purposes..
This better not awaken anything in me…
I have immediately lost my morning wood.
Reddit? I think we should break up. We’re growing apart and honestly it’s not me, it’s you. You’re weird. You’re fucking weird man.
They mostly come at night. Moistly.
Not sure that I want to know, but what is that tube/syringe for?
What a terrible day to have eyes
I read that in Philly voice as “In space, no one can hear you’s cream”
Giger would approve
So where can one possibly maybe buy this?
You know.. asking for a friend and all.
Canonically, it’s [the exact opposite…](https://d1tq3fcx54x7ou.cloudfront.net/uploads/store/tenant_161/projectitem/54509/item/large-78dbc74250d3128e95da366547d84e97.jpg)
well, in the 80s i have seen a movie called galaxy of terror. a spaceshipcrew landed on a planet where they where killed by their greatest fear. one woman feared to be fucked to death by a giant worm, so i can say, i have seen everything long before, but now, i am not so sure any longer
H.R. Giger would be quite proud!
#FACE HUGGER
you’re wearing it all wrong.
In case anybody would like to learn more about this I have found who is making them
https://blog.franklinveaux.com/2023/05/mistress-facehugger-the-xenomorph-hiphugger-faq/
To quote Johnny Bravo
“Im sickened yet curious”
You know how there are some things that need not exist…
See, there’s someone for everyone out there. You just need to look hard enough.
Everyday, we grow further from god…. LOL
I never pegged you for an Alien fan.
Shared with a friend
He said
“Get a spray from her you bitch”
Mine was
“I say we take off and jizz the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure…”
“Open the butt bay doors, HAL”
“I’m sorry Dave. I can’t do that.”
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I hear “face suckers” I run.
I hear “dick suckers” I come.