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Nah bro they’re muffins
Bowser Turds
Wait until you find out that it’s all taking place in the Mushroom Kingdom.
I used to think they were angry wingless owls.
This is the same sort of mental energy I felt off my brother when he told me “Navi is called Navi because she’s your Navigator.”
Edit: Holy shit, don’t tell me my brother is the only idiot who didn’t realize this until adulthood.
lore wise i believe they were citizens of the mushroom kingdom and most of them decided to join bowsers army(i guess peaches rule most be worse than bowsers)
Koopas are turtles too.
welp i learn something new today.
You know about koopas right?
As far as I’m aware, it comes from the Hungarian word ‘Gomba’ meaning mushroom. (source: live in Hungary for a few years)
What did you think they were? Just weird little monsters? I know when I watched the old Mario Movie they showed goombas as weird shrunken headed dinosaur lizard people so that didn’t help me.
Lmao. As a 40-something, who has played almost all Mario games ever created, owned every Nintendo home system since the NES, and turned off the system after discovering the warp-zone in world 1-2 of Super Mario Bros. because I didn’t know what to do… I also just learned this.
Holy shit I just realized this…
Just wait until you find out about the pun in Miles “Tails” Prower.
Don’t worry that one took me 23 years.
I feel you dude. It took me until I was 23 to realize ash Ketchum was meant to sound like “catch em” and lord farquad was meant to sound like fuckwad
Wasn’t until i was 21 that i learned Limes are not unripe lemons
Bunch of angry short dicks.
I literally just figured this out because I started playing Super Mario RPG for the first time and Toad cries for help because a “mushroom” is attacking him and it turns out to be a goomba.
When I was a little kid I said they were poopoos because they were little brown things going in and out of sewer pipes.
Either a mushroom or a very unfortunate shape
Wait, I was recently told that they *aren’t* walking mushrooms, like I had believed my whole life. Now I don’t know what to believe
Goombas are Italians. I should know , I’m a goomba
Just wait until you figure out that Mario travels through pipes…. Because he’s a plumber!!
You mean p……
SAME I had no idea until my fiancé told me and she was laughing her ass off
I’ve always thought it was an owl that couldn’t fly lol
Wait…why don’t they look like Toad then?
If by walking mushrooms, you mean penises? Yes.
nahhh they walking dicks
I’ve only just realised now because of you.