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“Do it for real” is the dumbest argument ever and is hardly worth more than an “Ok, Boomer” response. But memes are good too.
Well I like to play Pokémon so I guess I’ll give Michael Vick a call
Grandpa was a wizard?
I play Tropico so…. ALL HAIL EL PRESIDENTE!
Like GTA? Why don’t you murder a prostitute to get back your money in real life?
Does he really want gta players to do their things in real life?
I can’t wait to delete my download of sim city 4 so I can go out and completely mismanage a real city to the point of total destruction.
I would, but animal fighting is illegal.
Guess his never heard of a game called Postal
I’m sad that I can only upvote this once. People who say that crap piss me off.
“Yeah, okay, I’ll do it for real. Now, where’s the portal gun and the magic spells? What? There aren’t any in real life? Then, shut the fuck up and leave me to my hobby! Good day, sir!
I said, good day!”
What? Like playing call of duty? DIE IN A FUCKING WARZONE LIKE PAST GENERATIONS
The kid in a wheelchair should just play football, eh?
Ok, I’m done playing Rimworld. Who wants to start an organ dealing cannibal cult with me?
Guess I gotta go find shambala or something
I play Crusader Kings…
If I could join a guild and hunt monsters with swords and magic, I would in a heartbeat.
I’ve never really had fun playing any game that mimicked real life things. I fucking hate reality. Why on earth would I spend my free time pretending in this shitty reality.
Do you watch movies and tv shows about fighting? Instead JOIN A Jiu Jitsu or boxing gym. Saving Private Ryan? Walk down and ENLIST AS A MARINE. Sports movies? Go OUTSIDE AND PLAY SPORTS 🏈 with people. Don’t be a couch warrior. DO IT FOR REAL ( like your great great grandpa did).
I play 7 Days to Die; all of you are fucked!
Same advice to you too old man everytime you watch TV or a movie.
Guess I’m selling my copy of Hitman and buying a fibre wire.
Welp, i like Mushrooms, but i sadly cannot jump high. It would be too exhausting
Wait how the hell can I become the Holy Roman Emperor?
I’d love to do this in the real world, but unfortunately screaming “motherlode” doesn’t give me fifty grand, It gives me a noise complaint
Hmm well I enjoy Mortal Kombat, I guess I can join a martial arts school.
*punches someone so hard their skull caves in, pulls out a sword and impales them through the eye, calls forth my shadow doppelgänger to drag them into the abyss then teleport them from 10 ft high, jump and land on their spine, then freeze their upper body and punches a hole straight through them and grab their beating heart*
Hey this is more fun!
Like your grandpa did? Is this dude literally admitting he didn’t do shit either but expects the next generation to act like his parents?
My favorite part of this is that martial arts people are fucking nerds.
My girlfriend and I have done bjj/kickboxing/etc for years and the scariest dudes to roll with are all either fighting game or shooter or DnD FUCKING NERDS.
Just join the marines… stupid doesn’t even begin to describe this statement.
*Me playing Plague Inc.*
Well, OK.
I only understand this argument for realistic sports games and some board/card games like solitaire.
Like even going with Call of Duty, how am I meant to in real life get shot 5 times in the head and still be able to save the president from “generic foreign terrorists”.
I am not the target demographic, but I never understood realistic sports video games. Like why do we need MADDEN’ or FIFFA’s 100th instalment, when we have the technology to make a Mario Strikers equivalent for every sport.
I don’t want to tackle the guy that stole the football, I want to throw a fire-breathing turtle at him and turn everything into a game of the floor is literally lava.
If that’s a real tweet dude sounds like a prick
Hey old man do you hear a storm approaching
I legit can’t wait for the generation that says things like this to die. I know the post is a joke but the original content it’s made from triggers me.
It’s time to kill a dragon.
Oh the joys of the out of touch jerkoffs of the world
What a fucking stupid take.
Yeah, I enjoy playing some MilSim games, that doesnt mean I want to go out and get shot in the fucking head in real life!
hahaha, dont play FPS, enlist in the military to shoot real guns.
The graphics are top notch, but level design is super boring, and I hear respawns are bugged.
I play video games to do stuff I *can’t* do in real life
Like having super powers or blowing stuff up or owning a home or walking
Stellaris players: Slowly back up and out of picture.
I hate when people have these views. Is it so hard to understand that games are a way for a lot of us to wind down? It’s possible to like games and succeed in life at the same time
Like fighting games? Go get punched. Like shooting games? Get shot for the government. Just like your grandpa!
>Don’t be a thumb warrior. DO IT FOR REAL
*confused Watch Dogs gamer noises*
The moment we figure out how to quick save and load in this world….just you wait buddy.
Guess I’ll get Duolingo and learn the Thu’um myself
Fallout players: *nudges Kim Jong-un* Come on, do something.
>You play Call of Duty? Join the Army.
No thanks, I would rather not sit in a freezing hole in Stalingrad, defeaned by the noise of artillery, knowing that my life could be over any minute.
I legit read the first line as “here’s some bad advice,” and it made more sense that way.
What does “finna” mean?
Hades players: guess I’ll die then