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I bet your mom was starving when she saw it
r/mildlypenis
Try our new Willie’s onion flavoured rings
Eat it without using hands.
Did you hold her hair while she ate it without using her hands?
Thanks for the gold. Gonna use it to buy my gf some hair ties and one of those onion towers.
The fact that I’m 91% certain that’s Red Robin… I’m so fat LOL
Of course it ” came” like that. Was it awkward?
Ribbed for your pleasure
Did the cook try to maintain eye contact while you devoured it?
Ya, if the chef or waiter did added the sauce to the tip BEFORE it came to the table, then that was gratuitous.
r/TheyKnew
Hope you shared. It would be a dick move if you didn’t.
I think the chef is flirting with you.
*ties hair back*
That’s cap. You got this and noticed it looked like a dick so you drizzled that ranch on the tip. Mystery solved, nothing to see here, move along….
When I was waiting tables, eating off of guests plates was not allowed, but clearly someone already finished this one off.
Sexy.
This post is a little cocky
Shai Hulud
“Oh dear! this reminds me of your father.” – u/SuperCub’s mom
Was it the Oedipus Onion Ring Special?
This seems like something from r/blursedimages
So did the staff or did you add the bit of ranch dressing at the top for the picture?
i also received something similar dining with your mom
Yeah but you poured the sauce in the top.
Cumion rings
Can literally see the lining on the sauce cup where you poured it..
If I know your mom, she went right down on it.
It even came with two bawls
Oh come on, you did that stain on the top yourself! lol
Legend has it you can’t use your hands to eat it
What you didn’t see was I got asked to leave because I deepthroated that whole thing.