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For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.
“Come here kids, we got free PortalGun(tm) for you.”
I imagine they ran over a lemonade stand out of spite as they came there
Just don’t volunteer for testing
The cake is a lie
Salt asbestos curtain
If you want to make sixty dollars cash, just talk to the driver.
After Chell’s release and ATLAS and P-body’s destruction GLaDOS had to take to child abduction apparently.
I’m not even angry
Someone needs to slap a taped on piece of paper on the van that reads “We have cake”
Looks kind of like a stealth camping rig.
Does anyone know what font that is? Delightful
Ah yes, its time to play both games again just for the ending songs
We do what we must because we van.
There is no cake!
There’s an Umbrella corporation car near me.
I really ought to get around to playing those…
We do what we must because we van*.
I completely forgot about that song, what a throwback
Reminds me the time i cried at the ending
“Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I’ve got some good news and some bad news.
Bad news is we’re postponing those tests indefinitely.
Good news is we’ve got a much better test for you: **Fighting an army of mantis men!** Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You’ll know when the test starts.”
This is a van to catch gamers…
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And I’ll happily hop in.
Every campus I’ve been on has had an asbestos problem.
you ever just think about how Valve could drop a new portal game or something and completely raze the whole game industry in one go
I once saw a [van](https://i.ibb.co/Y3TSP9T/umbrella.jpg) with Umbrella Inc.
The driver actually works for a company named Umbrella, he just has that sticker as a joke.
Oh god Still Alive is going to be stuck in my mind for a while now thanks stranger